Jamisen Etzel
@jamisen.bsky.social
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Plaintiffs’ litigator, good reply guy Pittsburgh, PA
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jamisen.bsky.social
I hope she tells them the Antifa base is on Dantooine
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francesmeh.reviews
my fallback plan if this place fails is to lead a fulfilling life instead of posting
jamisen.bsky.social
i wish a reporter had the integrity to pin them down on exactly what the fuck they're talking about
jamisen.bsky.social
grotesque
esqueer.net
ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
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lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com
vlad guerrero jr is the product of a 30+ year project to concentrate an entire planet's psychic resentment against the yankees into the form of a single human
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
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markjacob.bsky.social
If the New York Times wanted to focus on the most relevant aspect of Pam Bondi’s testimony, this headline would say that she dodged questions. Instead, NYT postures as “objective“ and treats Bondi’s appearance as if it’s a pro wrestling match.
This is media cowardice.
Pressed by Democrats on Justice Dept. Politicization, Bondi Goes on Attack
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jamellebouie.net
very cool that if you are working on behalf of right-wing culture warriors, you no longer need standing to have your claim adjudicated by the supreme court
tomscocca.bsky.social
It's not just that they're going to strike down a law against conversion therapy, it's that they're going to do it on behalf of made-up claims from a straw plaintiff who can't honestly show the law affected her at all
tomscocca.bsky.social
One thing about American's widespread distrust and disapproval of the Supreme Court is that mainstream news coverage mostly doesn't dwell on stuff like standing, so people don't even begin to grasp how rigged the Court truly is www.nytimes.com/live/2025/10...
jamisen.bsky.social
they have some good songs imo but not one of the best bands of all time.
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ferret.ing
The average caveman spent less than thirty five seconds selecting a rock for combat, wheras intercontinental ballistic missile programs often fail to produce results after days, weeks, or even months.
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thelouvreof.bsky.social
i think it’s actually completely okay to say an algorithm is not a real person
hailey @hailey.at
if you're writing a sentence that sounds like eugenics but you go "oh that's fine to say because it's not a real person" (whatever that means) you may want to consider what made you okay with saying that
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captainacab.airbud.website
if i can be honest, your honor, i hate both the player and the game
jamisen.bsky.social
might as well hit us with your #3 Matt, while you're at it
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mattcameron.bsky.social
hey @nytimes.com: there is no counterpoint here. There are no credible legal experts who would EVER say that the US military has any right or authority to blow civilian craft out of the Caribbean and kill their crews from afar without any provocation. There is no other side to this question.
"Some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily kill civilians not directly taking part in hostilities, even if they are believed to be smuggling drugs."
jamisen.bsky.social
lol at "these Oops! All Touchdowns Cowboys"
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jasonv.bsky.social
Absolute all-timer sentence in today's @nytimes.com
"some legal experts have called it a crime to summarily execute civilians" says today's New York Times, continuing their long tradition of whitewashing fascism
jamisen.bsky.social
Pretty sure there are some 24 hour YouTubes of this
jamisen.bsky.social
i'm still saddened by that Estreicher piece. I took a class with him and really liked him personally, and it just seems so beneath him
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ugarles.bsky.social
you are not going to convince me that the sanctity of women's sports is paramount in your head when you waffle between calling Title IX unconstitutional and complaining that the WNBA is on television
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bombsfall.bsky.social
Engraving two bullets with "this bullet only lies" and "this bullet only tells the truth" to really stump the FBI
jamisen.bsky.social
Current tour is also incredible
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gentledoofus.bsky.social
Me, the first time I explained 35mm vs. DCP to my wife