jammynorman.bsky.social
@jammynorman.bsky.social
I teach English to largely lovely people from other countries in London.
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Get into Shining in the Wood by Tiger you pricks
When I lived in Spain I asked the guy I lived with how many anuses he had when I was trying to ask his age
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Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year
Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
When I lived in Spain I asked the guy I lived with how many anuses he had when I was trying to ask his age
Happy new year, idiots! Good luck with 2026! The attached picture is fir a quiz I was making but gave up on
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Happy new year, idiots! Good luck with 2026! The attached picture is fir a quiz I was making but gave up on
An Irish guy I worked and lived with told me I was "one of the least offensive English people he'd ever met"
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
An Irish guy I worked and lived with told me I was "one of the least offensive English people he'd ever met"
Caution father come in
Caution be nine years old
Caution be nine years old
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Caution father come in
Caution be nine years old
Caution be nine years old
Stnd in the plc whr you wrk
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Stnd in the plc whr you wrk
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Average countryside alliance member: "Ah, I can't wait to vote Labour at the next election. Wait, they're doing what? They've lost my vote!"
Labour ‘alienating rural people’ with plan to ban trail hunting, says Countryside Alliance
Labour ‘alienating rural people’ with plan to ban trail hunting, says Countryside Alliance
Poll released by group as people gather for traditional Boxing Day hunts finds 76% of voters believe Labour prioritises urban issues over rural ones
Keir Starmer’s government has been told it has “alienated rural people” as traditional Boxing Day hunts gathered across the UK ahead of plans to ban trail hunting.
The warning came from the Countryside Alliance pressure group, which released a poll suggesting 65% of voters think the Labour administration unfairly neglects country communities. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Average countryside alliance member: "Ah, I can't wait to vote Labour at the next election. Wait, they're doing what? They've lost my vote!"
Easy - the War in the Air by H. G. Wells
OK, less contentious post:
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?
For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Easy - the War in the Air by H. G. Wells
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If you get it, great. If you don't, that's fine too. But you should probably read more.
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
If you get it, great. If you don't, that's fine too. But you should probably read more.
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Finally some good news
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Finally some good news
Hello I am skeleton
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hello I am skeleton
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One for the heads
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
One for the heads
I'm not sure if I've done this right but this is how it comes out on my phone
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I'm not sure if I've done this right but this is how it comes out on my phone
🎵Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
Democrats see Election Night as shot at redemption
Democrats see Election Night as shot at redemption
They're looking to Tuesday’s elections for clues about their future in Trump's second term.
dlvr.it
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
🎵Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
Since it's Hallowe'en, here is a bigger picture of my profile photo, a pumpkin I carved years ago to look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Since it's Hallowe'en, here is a bigger picture of my profile photo, a pumpkin I carved years ago to look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
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Last time I saw this pose it was Chris Pratt training some velociraptors. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Last time I saw this pose it was Chris Pratt training some velociraptors. #CelebrityTraitors
I never really got what She Bangs by Ricky Martin was about until I realised that, as a Brit, I should think of it as She Fringe. Now it makes perfect sense.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I never really got what She Bangs by Ricky Martin was about until I realised that, as a Brit, I should think of it as She Fringe. Now it makes perfect sense.
A FANTASTIC FAITHFUL you idiots what's wrong with you smh #celebritytraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
A FANTASTIC FAITHFUL you idiots what's wrong with you smh #celebritytraitors
Aload of water! What a shame - Tom Daley would have loved that #celebritytraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aload of water! What a shame - Tom Daley would have loved that #celebritytraitors
MC Grindah top lyricist
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM
MC Grindah top lyricist