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jammynorman.bsky.social
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I teach English to largely lovely people from other countries in London.
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Get into Shining in the Wood by Tiger you pricks
When I lived in Spain I asked the guy I lived with how many anuses he had when I was trying to ask his age
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Feliz Año Nuevo = Happy New Year

Feliz Ano Nuevo = Happy New Butthole
January 1, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Happy new year, idiots! Good luck with 2026! The attached picture is fir a quiz I was making but gave up on
January 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
An Irish guy I worked and lived with told me I was "one of the least offensive English people he'd ever met"
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
December 31, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Caution father come in
Caution be nine years old
December 30, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Stnd in the plc whr you wrk
December 30, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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October 10, 2024 at 10:07 PM
Average countryside alliance member: "Ah, I can't wait to vote Labour at the next election. Wait, they're doing what? They've lost my vote!"
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Easy - the War in the Air by H. G. Wells
OK, less contentious post:

You've been placed in charge of a movie studio, and have an unlimited budget to adapt any work of your choosing that has never been made into a live-action TV series or film. What are you picking?

For me: PC Hodgell's Kencyrath Cycle and there's no close second
December 25, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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December 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
If you get it, great. If you don't, that's fine too. But you should probably read more.
Name your fav film quote.
December 21, 2025 at 12:44 AM
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Finally some good news
December 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
December 16, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hello I am skeleton
“Bob Heinlein, you ASSHOLE!”
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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November 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
One for the heads
November 8, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I'm not sure if I've done this right but this is how it comes out on my phone
November 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
🎵Don't wanna end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard 🎵
November 4, 2025 at 11:06 AM
A film you've seen more than seven times with a gif
November 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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happy halloween i am ready to confuse some trick-or-treaters
October 31, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Since it's Hallowe'en, here is a bigger picture of my profile photo, a pumpkin I carved years ago to look like the Creature from the Black Lagoon
October 31, 2025 at 11:04 AM
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Last time I saw this pose it was Chris Pratt training some velociraptors. #CelebrityTraitors
October 29, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I never really got what She Bangs by Ricky Martin was about until I realised that, as a Brit, I should think of it as She Fringe. Now it makes perfect sense.
October 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
A FANTASTIC FAITHFUL you idiots what's wrong with you smh #celebritytraitors
October 16, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Aload of water! What a shame - Tom Daley would have loved that #celebritytraitors
October 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
MC Grindah top lyricist
October 9, 2025 at 4:17 PM