Janelle Elyse
janelleelyse.bsky.social
Janelle Elyse
@janelleelyse.bsky.social
Case Manager by day, Jeopardy enthusiast by night. Proud aunt and often disappointed Pittsburgh Pirates fan getting by on humor, heart, and good German beer. Influenced by Steinbeck, Hinton, & Lee. Radicalized by a degree in History and life experience.
SO much respect and admiration for Captain Kelly. SO jealous of Arizona (as a Pennsylvanian who believed in but has been repeatedly disgusted by John Fetterman).

#REALcourage
Four generations of my family have served our country. Service is in my blood. The President wouldn’t know anything about that.
January 5, 2026 at 11:58 PM
You win again, internet.
my Beck, my Zach,
my Busey, and my Brak
December 30, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Vile, garbage excuse of a human being.

Beyond depraved.

Ungodly.

Utterly indefensible and absolutely predictable.
December 15, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Reposted by Janelle Elyse
This is amazing. And it’s truly the stuff of nightmares.
October 27, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Just minding my own business watching the new I Know What You Did Last Summer when it made a reference to what happened "30" years ago in 1997 and I wasn't prepared for that level of violence. 😫

#sawitinthetheater
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
September 14, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I'm sure someone has already discovered this, but things make a little bit more sense once you realize Kevin Hassett is actually energy vampire Colin Robinson working a new job...
August 4, 2025 at 10:50 PM
The thing about me using the phrase "for suresies" is that it's always, instantly, without fail followed by me also saying: "Fuck you, Shorsey".
July 22, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Sundays are for Picking Stones.
..and making chili when the temperature is unseasonably cold are you take advantage of it. 😁
May 18, 2025 at 11:55 PM
My husband and I just had a grocery delivery that included a dozen eggs we didn't order. At this point, I fear we might be looking at a felony "receiving stolen property" charge...
March 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Not quite the Mitch McConnell "Breaking News" I've been waiting for... 🫤
February 21, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Skipping the Super Bowl. Chose Letterkenny reruns instead. #NFL #EndRacism
February 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Just gonna put this here...
Post-Inauguration Survey
act.johnfetterman.com
February 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
🎶 It's been a.... loooong December, and there's every reason to believe this year will be way worse than the last...🎶
December 11, 2024 at 1:01 AM
Posts like this are why I could never totally abandon social media.
It was the Busta Rhymes
It was the Wusta Rhymes
November 22, 2024 at 1:37 AM
November 20, 2024 at 4:10 PM
Apparently the Paul vs. Tyson fight was brought to me by Project 2025...
November 16, 2024 at 1:05 PM
This has been sitting in my pass-through since election night. I've been hesitant to move it much in the same way I avoided going through my mom's things when she died. It's both a painful and inspiring reminder.
November 14, 2024 at 12:56 AM
Reposted by Janelle Elyse
We're going to take over this place the same way we took over threads: by building up all of you

First, hit the like button, reply with #NoDemUnder1k, and most importantly, hit the REPOST button.

Then follow each other back. The easiest way to do so is to follow everyone who reposts.

Here's how:
November 12, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Watched a webinar today hosted by the
National Council of Nonprofits titled: Impact of the Elections on Charitable Nonprofits - in my office, where I work for an association of member churches; funded by a CSBG and local donations.

The keynote speakers provided a glimmer of hope.
November 13, 2024 at 1:36 AM
I love that my husband suggested we rewatch Ted Lasso as a feel-good measure in light of what just happened in our country.

I hate that I can't bring myself to do it because all I can think about is how much America absolutely does not deserve Ted Lasso.
November 10, 2024 at 7:55 PM