Jake Langston
@jangston.bsky.social
Hey @hankgreen.bsky.social! Is Complexly doing a calendar this year? I am looking for more cool science facts!
December 1, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Hey @hankgreen.bsky.social! Is Complexly doing a calendar this year? I am looking for more cool science facts!
You know things are grim when you have rage fantasies about committing arson…
November 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
You know things are grim when you have rage fantasies about committing arson…
Hey! Remember how McKinley’s term ended?
November 7, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hey! Remember how McKinley’s term ended?
‘Bout to start taping a waffle fry to my ear in solidarity of @governor.ca.gov
August 18, 2025 at 11:19 PM
‘Bout to start taping a waffle fry to my ear in solidarity of @governor.ca.gov
So our president and all of his “top advisors” are all cucks who claim to be alpha males? … checks out.
August 16, 2025 at 4:12 AM
So our president and all of his “top advisors” are all cucks who claim to be alpha males? … checks out.
Dude!
Why is it that any time I bring up single-payer-healthcare in the presence of 50 and 60 year-olds, they look at me like I’m a naïve child?
Like… fuck me for wanting to make sure people don’t go bankrupt if they get cancer or need life-saving surgery, right?!
Why is it that any time I bring up single-payer-healthcare in the presence of 50 and 60 year-olds, they look at me like I’m a naïve child?
Like… fuck me for wanting to make sure people don’t go bankrupt if they get cancer or need life-saving surgery, right?!
August 15, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Dude!
Why is it that any time I bring up single-payer-healthcare in the presence of 50 and 60 year-olds, they look at me like I’m a naïve child?
Like… fuck me for wanting to make sure people don’t go bankrupt if they get cancer or need life-saving surgery, right?!
Why is it that any time I bring up single-payer-healthcare in the presence of 50 and 60 year-olds, they look at me like I’m a naïve child?
Like… fuck me for wanting to make sure people don’t go bankrupt if they get cancer or need life-saving surgery, right?!
Remember when presidents pushed science and innovation forward? Why can’t we have a Dyson Sphere by the end of 2030?
August 15, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Remember when presidents pushed science and innovation forward? Why can’t we have a Dyson Sphere by the end of 2030?
Miss Rachel for president.
August 15, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Miss Rachel for president.
“I dismiss this Turkey and provolone with extreme prejudice!”
The man charged for throwing a sandwich at a federal officer was a DOJ employee.
“This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ,” Pam Bondi wrote on X.
“This is an example of the Deep State we have been up against for seven months as we work to refocus DOJ,” Pam Bondi wrote on X.
Man charged for throwing sandwich at federal officer was a DOJ employee
Attorney General Pam Bondi said he was fired from his position after the incident.
www.politico.com
August 15, 2025 at 5:13 AM
“I dismiss this Turkey and provolone with extreme prejudice!”
I can’t believe how long the list of people that I hope have a heart attack and die is.
August 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I can’t believe how long the list of people that I hope have a heart attack and die is.
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JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
August 14, 2025 at 7:30 PM
JD Vance Booed By Own Reflection In Mirror theonion.com/jd-vanc...
I’m putting an order in for a 6-foot sub. Lots of Turkey and ham. Will be wild.
August 15, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’m putting an order in for a 6-foot sub. Lots of Turkey and ham. Will be wild.
Damn… time to bring back the 6-foot sub
August 15, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Damn… time to bring back the 6-foot sub
We’re witnessing the “good men do nothing” part of that famous quote…
March 14, 2025 at 2:18 PM
We’re witnessing the “good men do nothing” part of that famous quote…
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Sorry, can’t. Too busy starting fights with strangers online about pizza
March 9, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Sorry, can’t. Too busy starting fights with strangers online about pizza
@hankgreen.bsky.social have you read the light eaters by Zoë Schlanger? It’s breaking my brain! The world of plants is so metal!
March 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social have you read the light eaters by Zoë Schlanger? It’s breaking my brain! The world of plants is so metal!
Just found out my coworker has terminal cancers and my first thought was,
“she probably knew something was wrong and didn’t get looked at because of the cost…”
Fucking American medical system. Taking young lives too soon.
“she probably knew something was wrong and didn’t get looked at because of the cost…”
Fucking American medical system. Taking young lives too soon.
February 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Just found out my coworker has terminal cancers and my first thought was,
“she probably knew something was wrong and didn’t get looked at because of the cost…”
Fucking American medical system. Taking young lives too soon.
“she probably knew something was wrong and didn’t get looked at because of the cost…”
Fucking American medical system. Taking young lives too soon.
I’m so tired of every current event being a ‘historical moment’
February 19, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I’m so tired of every current event being a ‘historical moment’
Following @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social really helps bring joy and fun into my feed. And I’m here for it.
February 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Following @frogandtoadbot.bsky.social really helps bring joy and fun into my feed. And I’m here for it.
What if cemeteries were just giant parks? You could like go feed the ducks while visiting grandma.
February 9, 2025 at 9:21 PM
What if cemeteries were just giant parks? You could like go feed the ducks while visiting grandma.
I have this habit of ruining my algorithms for social medias by interacting with it…
February 8, 2025 at 6:40 AM
I have this habit of ruining my algorithms for social medias by interacting with it…
Even though it’s 6 years old, the ‘Frozen 2’ sound track still gives me chills.
February 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Even though it’s 6 years old, the ‘Frozen 2’ sound track still gives me chills.