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jank.am
Jank of all trades, master of null
@jank.am
WebDev • AuDHD • INTP • Gen-Y • NEET
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Basically I'm wondering what it would take to carry out a denial of service attack on Charon, ferryman of the dead, thereby briefly preventing people from dying entirely
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Nothing ever happens
February 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
There's also a duo of ORWELL games, which are not the same, but close.
They're fine.
February 2, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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As someone who wants to get a job in web development, I should probably practice and learn React and all the others at some point.

As someone who has used bad computers on slow Internet my entire life, you can pry my dynamic CSS and simple JavaScript code out of my cold, dead hands.
January 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
RIP in pieces, brother, we wish you well in the software engineering afterlife (if there is one).
January 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Like this is a book where a high-ranking police commissioner is in a secret incestuous marriage with his kinky bisexual punk sister who does drugs so hard she breaks the order of causality in spacetime causing a late night host to cease to exist. Also cannabis is legal and the age of consent is 12.
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM