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Jank of all trades, master of null
@jank.am
WebDev • AuDHD • INTP • Gen-Y • NEET
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Basically I'm wondering what it would take to carry out a denial of service attack on Charon, ferryman of the dead, thereby briefly preventing people from dying entirely
June 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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Can we remove one of your eyeballs?

> Yes
  Maybe later
May 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Just made an ungodly abomination, installing Nix Home Manager on top of Fedora Atomic.
I regret nothing.
May 31, 2025 at 8:01 AM
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gut fauna
March 31, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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my life is like a movie. 5% on rotten tomatoes
December 6, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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I use fag.software subdomains to show off WIP sites Im making for friends etc & every time I do they go “wow that’s great but can we change the link before we publish it fr” 😭

I assure you I promise testing987.fag.software was not going to be the domain I used for your bakery 🙏
February 6, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Move slow, mend things
February 7, 2025 at 12:08 PM
"OSINT sim" needs more love. Obra Dinn, Golden Idol, Hypnospace Outlaw, now The Roottrees are Dead.
Awesome genre, lots of detail-oriented puzzles, deduction and pattern matching, my AuDHD self approves very much.
February 2, 2025 at 10:47 AM
I fucking love Inio Asano
February 2, 2025 at 10:32 AM
The secret third thing enjoyer.
February 2, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer
February 1, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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As someone who wants to get a job in web development, I should probably practice and learn React and all the others at some point.

As someone who has used bad computers on slow Internet my entire life, you can pry my dynamic CSS and simple JavaScript code out of my cold, dead hands.
January 22, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Deployed a small professional homepage for myself using GitHub Pages, Eleventy and a custom domain (because I can).
Now all I need is to write some clever essays.
January 29, 2025 at 10:55 AM
"Just helping people" does not look good on the resume, duh.
January 18, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Finally, after all these months of being burnt out, I am on the path to getting a job.
Dear Universe, I humbly request all the luck you can spare. I don't want to do burnout recovery ever again.
January 15, 2025 at 6:41 AM
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This is how you become a writer: just pick one of the things that is deeply wrong with you. Make it a character. Now send it on a self-help journey or try to kill it. Now call it a book.
November 18, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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Like this is a book where a high-ranking police commissioner is in a secret incestuous marriage with his kinky bisexual punk sister who does drugs so hard she breaks the order of causality in spacetime causing a late night host to cease to exist. Also cannabis is legal and the age of consent is 12.
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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we should save up all the leap days and then every hundred years have Huge February
December 1, 2023 at 5:47 PM
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Winter implies the existence of wintest
December 21, 2024 at 11:16 PM
TIL there's an adapter for charging old ThinkPads with Type-C chargers, amazing!
December 31, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Corebooted my Thinkpad X201 after original BIOS statup suddenly began taking 30+ seconds!
External flashing scared me for a long time, kudos to Yerevan Hacker Embassy for helping me figure it out!
Huge success, I'm very excited.
December 31, 2024 at 7:52 AM
Hello! Heeellloo hi haaiiii I'm here I'm not dead!
December 31, 2024 at 7:49 AM
Original on GameBoy: Press start, go straight to gameplay.

Remake on GameBoy Advance: Here's your 20 minutes of unskippable cutscenes, bloated with useless dialogue!
October 15, 2024 at 1:10 PM
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Oh, so you're Adam, the first man? Name every animal
October 11, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Apparently, I loved the sound and graphics of Amiga games for a long time!

I've never had an Amiga, but most of my (aesthetic) favorites from DOS and Mega Drive turned out to be Amiga ports.

Had a pleasant couple of hours messing with FS-UAE emulator.
October 13, 2024 at 8:44 AM