Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Ladies and Gentleman, I present for you the genius in charge of rooting out frivolous spending 🤣🤣🤣

I don't think she's doing it right

Every actor, director, and member of the Academy be like

They're called public records for a reason. Starting today, WIRED will *stop paywalling* articles that are primarily based on public records obtained through the Freedom of Information Act, becoming the first publication to partner with @freedom.press to offer this for our new coverage.

Bluesky's gonna really take off once people discover joking

Mahmoud Khalil’s views on antisemitism recorded in a CNN interview. Here’s what he said to Wolf Blitzer on April 29, 2024:

The Democratic Party is led by the politician equivalent of the dad who went out for cigarettes and never came back

The lawyer for Mahmoud Khalil, at today's hearing, said that she has been unable to speak to her client once since his detention.

Does any of this sound like the America you were taught about growing up? A legal permanent resident kept incommunicado with no charges specifically for his speech

"What are we supposed to do, we don't control Congress"

"What are we supposed to do, we don't have a supermajority"

"What are we supposed to do, our supermajority has moderate democrats"

broke - Kamala Harris: “i will follow the law when it comes to transgender individuals”

woke - Stephen Smith:

For a party that says we’re in the middle of a constitutional crisis, they sure don’t act like it

possibly the most irritating sequence of posts i've ever seen. this is my cosmic justice. i probably deserve an opposition leader who posts "went to the store" all day but none of the rest of you do