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Janet
@janofgreengables.bsky.social
Criminal defense paralegal ➡️ E-Disc Data Analyst
WGU: Cyber Security & Information Assurance
This is one time am 100% sure this was NOT a paralegal's error.
lol. i didn't even notice this in the opening of chad and dick's motion to disqualify judge howell.
March 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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The most depraved and dangerous criminal is owed a hearing before he is punished, and we are all at risk if he doesn't get it.
March 16, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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I hate saying breaking news, but that’s what’s happening. This story is going to be everywhere.
March 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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"We cannot allow fascists to use the pretext of Jewish safety to attack our communities. If you want to identify the Nazis who are endangering Jews, look no further than Trump & the Republican Party"
My workplace has become ground zero for American fascism. If we allow Mahmoud’s abduction to go unchallenged, we allow the end of democracy as we know it. New from me for @zeteo.com:

zeteo.com/p/i-am-jewis...
I Am a Jewish Student at Columbia. Mahmoud Khalil Is One of the Most Upstanding People I Have Ever Met
We cannot allow fascists to use the pretext of Jewish safety to attack our communities.
zeteo.com
March 17, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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@tkingfisher.com's "Nettle & Bone" has one of the most effective and archetypal beginnings. Writers will benefit from studying her.

Protag is:

1) alone
2) in motion
3) doing something that reveals character and is central to the plot

thearchetypist.substack.com/p/beginnings...
Beginnings are hard: Nettle & Bone by T. Kingfisher
An in-depth look at the first 500 words
thearchetypist.substack.com
March 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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someone ask vance if he thinks dred scott was correctly decided
In this clip, Vance explicitly says that, *more* than being about national security, this is about "who do *we,* as an American public, decide gets to join our national community." Not to be Influence of Soros on this but this is antithetical to an open society
www.foxnews.com/video/636998...
JD Vance reveals whether more deportations of green card holders are coming | Fox News Video
Sneak peek: Vice President JD Vance discusses the rights of green card holders in an 'Ingraham Angle' exclusive.
www.foxnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Told Pat it’s almost Purim and he was like “that’s the one with the hamantashen and that one fuckin guy?” yeah, that’s it that’s the holiday lmao
March 13, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Michel Martin's conversation with Troy Edgar this morning had me cheering in my car. She's amazing.
DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar discusses arrest of protest leader, deportations

www.npr.org/2025/03/13/n...
DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar discusses arrest of protest leader, deportations
NPR speaks with Department of Homeland Security Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar about the arrest of a student protest leader and the Trump administration's ramped-up deportations of immigrants.
www.npr.org
March 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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The suggestion that American Jews have divided loyalties — that their patriotism and devotion to American values is inherently suspect because of the existence of Israel — is a persistent anti-Semitic trope. It demeans us all.

But criticizing censorship as un-American is fair game.

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March 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Tell me the crime. I’m Jewish. I despise pretty much everything Khalil advocates.

But he is a permanent legal resident and has not yet been accused of any crime. So what is the basis for this action?
Q: What crime did Mahmoud Khalil commit to warrant his arrest?

JOHNSON: Let me tell you something. I faced down the angry mob at Columbia at the height of that stuff...if you're on a student visa and you're an aspiring young terrorist who wants to prey upon your Jewish classmates, you're going home
March 11, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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but just to be clear if the trump administration gave a shit about antisemitism, as opposed to just lusting to oppress palestinians/immigrants, they would not employ so many nazis
March 10, 2025 at 5:28 AM
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love, respect, admiration and appreciation to all the women in the world on this international women’s day as Joyce Stevens’ statement from 𝘧𝘪𝘧𝘵𝘺 𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘴 𝘢𝘨𝘰 is only becoming more relevant
March 8, 2025 at 12:17 PM
This is what it looks like when our clients use AI to write a pro se Motion To Let The Judge Know What Is Really Going On.
I’m having a hard time wrapping my
Mind around each and every sentence of this.
March 6, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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Ah, clients.
Andrew Tate says “Come arrest me, you think I don’t wipe my phone every night?”, unaware of the large amount of phone metadata collected every time his mobile connects to cellphone towers. Which tower you connect to, who you call, how long the call lasts, etc etc.
March 5, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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March 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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As a litigator my reaction to Skype being shut down is “aw fuck we’re going to have to litigate preserving and retrieving content from a terminated platform for like a decade”
February 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
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You first.
February 25, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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By the way: “America first” is a klan slogan.
I served the people, not the president as US Attorney. That's the oath. That's the job. That's why you don't put people who haven't worked at the Justice Department in charge of the Department, or people who haven't worked at the FBI in charge of the FBI.
February 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM