January5000
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January5000
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An unproductive artist

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Last year the Japanese variety show Gaki no Tsukai had the famous singer Yoko Takahashi go undercover at a restaurant where she fooled everyone right up until she took the stage and belted out A Cruel Angel's Thesis, the intro song to Neon Genesis Evangelion. Just stunning.
May 14, 2025 at 6:30 AM
I hope that in spite of everything, Trudeau announces he will remain Prime Minister. Why? For one simple reason: that shit would be MAD funny
January 6, 2025 at 2:51 PM
JG Ballard could never write Crash today. Woke car companies made cars too safe to allow someone to endlessly imagine and eroticize various elaborate car crash scenarios
December 28, 2024 at 5:34 AM
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A front page for the ages.
December 24, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Tried this Cranberry Currant recipe. Substituted the cranberries for a nest of angry hornets. I was stung severely and the the end result tasted rather off. Would not recommend this recipe!
2/5 ⭐️
December 22, 2024 at 6:45 PM
What is it about both Death Grips fans and Swifties that turn them into amateur cryptographers
December 18, 2024 at 7:42 PM
Fantastic day for guys who put "CEO/Entrepreneur/Dad 🙏" in their IG and linkedin bios
In the US state of New York, officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats. Meaning tax payer money may be used to protect the ultra rich using domestic counterterrorism resources.
New Crisis Hotline for CEOs?
Governor of New York wants to protect CEOs
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 18, 2024 at 6:50 PM
The question isnt "why is Jesse Singal obsessed with talking about trans people", it really is "Why is Jesse Singal obsessed with talking about how he keeps getting owned online"
December 18, 2024 at 6:44 PM
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'Yawn' by Ay-Ō, 1978. 🌈 www.smithsonianmag.com/blogs/smiths...
December 4, 2024 at 5:32 PM
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He’s finished! I love embroidering a tabby. 🪡 🧵
December 2, 2024 at 5:05 AM
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A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
If even five years ago you told people the richest, most evil villain of your book was also the most annoying person on the planet, you'd be mocked for "shoehorning" in a ridiculous character trait that made no sense.
November 28, 2024 at 2:02 PM
Me: "i can't believe lighting another man's cigarette is considered gay, such insecure masculinity"

Also me, reading about lighting someone's cigarette as a cruising cue 60 years ago: "how delightfully coy"
November 28, 2024 at 1:53 PM
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It's perfectly fine to dislike the classics, but refusing to parse the text before rendering sweeping opinions about the worlds and values buried in these works makes you look like Carmela Soprano ranting about how BILLY BUDD isn't gay.
November 26, 2024 at 8:56 PM
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I like to post this, it helps to explain the paradox of tolerance
November 24, 2024 at 4:45 PM
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The Mosfilm Youtube channel is absolutely full of beautifully restored Russian films from the past hundred years, all free and open to the public. It's a really extaordinary act of archival generosity.

www.youtube.com/@Mosfilm_eng
Mosfilm
Russian Cinema Masterpieces for all Mankind. The official channel of the Mosfilm Cinema Concern. Mosfilm's golden collection presents over 1000 Soviet and Russian films. You can watch the best come...
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2024 at 1:46 AM
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Berlin
November 25, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Currently listening to The Secret History audiobook and the way Donna Tart voices Bunny got me imagining him looking like this:
November 24, 2024 at 3:45 PM
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Cat. Ca. 1904 - 1908. www.tate.org.uk/art/artworks...
November 23, 2024 at 11:51 PM