Jake
@japple8.bsky.social
Pictures of my dog + talking about the Dawgs
I left the tv on after the Washington game long enough to get the local news. Apparently a raccoon got into a liquor store and got hammered here in Georgia. I wish that I was making a joke.
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I left the tv on after the Washington game long enough to get the local news. Apparently a raccoon got into a liquor store and got hammered here in Georgia. I wish that I was making a joke.
Wearing a bucket of these around my neck like a donkey
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wearing a bucket of these around my neck like a donkey
Way too much passing the rock in this game imo
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Way too much passing the rock in this game imo
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This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
Told the waiter I was hungover as a motherfucker and he just went “this isn’t on the menu but I’m just going to send you some biscuits, eggs, and bacon. You’ll be ok” lmao
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Told the waiter I was hungover as a motherfucker and he just went “this isn’t on the menu but I’m just going to send you some biscuits, eggs, and bacon. You’ll be ok” lmao
I haven’t been single in so long, I don’t have the “check the ring finger” instinct yet
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I haven’t been single in so long, I don’t have the “check the ring finger” instinct yet
For people my age it’s really Jackass and there’s nothing close
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
For people my age it’s really Jackass and there’s nothing close
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*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
Need
Holiday reminder: Almost out of time to get the annual Waffle House holiday mug. I got the last one at my local today
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Need
Apple should just have a display name you choose so that you know who is who in group chats
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Apple should just have a display name you choose so that you know who is who in group chats
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When you need four yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards. When you need 12 yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When you need four yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards. When you need 12 yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards
This is art, and if you can tell me who this is, you cheated.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is art, and if you can tell me who this is, you cheated.
Mf’er looks like dilbert
Here’s another Berkeley self-styled “progressive” virtue-signaling rather than engaging in serious political fightback. What brand of car people drive or what dish soap they use is not, believe it or not, very relevant to the battle at hand.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mf’er looks like dilbert
James Bond ⬇️
I think it’s very important that everyone have at least one tacky thing they love unabashedly
December 11, 2025 at 2:12 PM
James Bond ⬇️
Am I watching the 2nd best modern western back to back? Yes.
I’m going in between bouts of violent food poisoning and watching No Country for Old Men
December 11, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Am I watching the 2nd best modern western back to back? Yes.
I’m going in between bouts of violent food poisoning and watching No Country for Old Men
December 11, 2025 at 10:12 AM
I’m going in between bouts of violent food poisoning and watching No Country for Old Men
My dog has started to learn how to use pillows, and it’s very cute imo
December 11, 2025 at 5:32 AM
My dog has started to learn how to use pillows, and it’s very cute imo
If you don’t walk your horse at 2mph in Saint Denis in RDR2 you WILL accidentally run over a man and your next 20 minutes is ruined
December 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
If you don’t walk your horse at 2mph in Saint Denis in RDR2 you WILL accidentally run over a man and your next 20 minutes is ruined
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
Should have Sherrone’d Less
December 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Should have Sherrone’d Less
Bluesky decided I LOVE pizza (I mean I do) and now I get a steady stream of people posting pies. Sometimes it’s just a random post mentioning pizza.
December 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Bluesky decided I LOVE pizza (I mean I do) and now I get a steady stream of people posting pies. Sometimes it’s just a random post mentioning pizza.
Michigan, you are super duper mega boned
December 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Michigan, you are super duper mega boned
I didn’t eat enough apple cider donuts this fall
December 8, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I didn’t eat enough apple cider donuts this fall