Jake
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Pictures of my dog + talking about the Dawgs
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December 16, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s gunna be so sick when *redacted*
Trump doubles down on his Rob Reiner attack: "I wasn't a fan of his at all. He was a deranged person... He became like a deranged person, Trump Derangement Syndrome. So I was not a fan of Rob Reiner at all in any way, shape or form. I thought he was very bad for our country."
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It’s gunna be so sick when *redacted*
How is it December 15th and there’s no movies I want to see in theaters
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
How is it December 15th and there’s no movies I want to see in theaters
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I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
December 15, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I'm not going back to Twitter because I'm not online to "combat the right," I am here to get rid of intrusive thoughts and maybe make like six specific women laugh
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Whatever the subject is, one thing you can count on is Donald Trump demonstrating that he is not, in fact, “better than this"
December 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Whatever the subject is, one thing you can count on is Donald Trump demonstrating that he is not, in fact, “better than this"
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yeah fuckin rub it in why dont ya thanks
Just want to share with my American friends how the Australians respond to a shooting tragedy. Action, rather than thoughts and prayers.
December 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
yeah fuckin rub it in why dont ya thanks
BENOIT BLANC SAYING SCOOBY DOOBY DOO DOT MP4
December 15, 2025 at 3:37 AM
BENOIT BLANC SAYING SCOOBY DOOBY DOO DOT MP4
First half hour of the new knives out: not enough Benoit Blanc
December 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
First half hour of the new knives out: not enough Benoit Blanc
I’m watching this cowboys game so I can casually slide into conversation about it with my grandma, and then ask her to make me her famous lemon bars for Christmas
December 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m watching this cowboys game so I can casually slide into conversation about it with my grandma, and then ask her to make me her famous lemon bars for Christmas
I’m so annoyed that my fire stick remote controls the volume on one TV and channels on another
December 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m so annoyed that my fire stick remote controls the volume on one TV and channels on another
I left the tv on after the Washington game long enough to get the local news. Apparently a raccoon got into a liquor store and got hammered here in Georgia. I wish that I was making a joke.
December 14, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I left the tv on after the Washington game long enough to get the local news. Apparently a raccoon got into a liquor store and got hammered here in Georgia. I wish that I was making a joke.
Wearing a bucket of these around my neck like a donkey
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Wearing a bucket of these around my neck like a donkey
Way too much passing the rock in this game imo
December 13, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Way too much passing the rock in this game imo
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This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
conservatives now have become the “umm is there a sportsball on?” demographic. complete soy right takeover
December 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal
Told the waiter I was hungover as a motherfucker and he just went “this isn’t on the menu but I’m just going to send you some biscuits, eggs, and bacon. You’ll be ok” lmao
December 13, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Told the waiter I was hungover as a motherfucker and he just went “this isn’t on the menu but I’m just going to send you some biscuits, eggs, and bacon. You’ll be ok” lmao
I haven’t been single in so long, I don’t have the “check the ring finger” instinct yet
December 13, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I haven’t been single in so long, I don’t have the “check the ring finger” instinct yet
For people my age it’s really Jackass and there’s nothing close
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 5:29 AM
For people my age it’s really Jackass and there’s nothing close
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*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
December 13, 2025 at 4:23 AM
*extremely cold that makes you perma-shrug voice* Folks,
Need
Holiday reminder: Almost out of time to get the annual Waffle House holiday mug. I got the last one at my local today
December 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Need
Apple should just have a display name you choose so that you know who is who in group chats
December 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Apple should just have a display name you choose so that you know who is who in group chats
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When you need four yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards. When you need 12 yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
When you need four yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards. When you need 12 yards, Kirk Cousins is gonna get you four yards
This is art, and if you can tell me who this is, you cheated.
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This is art, and if you can tell me who this is, you cheated.
Mf’er looks like dilbert
Here’s another Berkeley self-styled “progressive” virtue-signaling rather than engaging in serious political fightback. What brand of car people drive or what dish soap they use is not, believe it or not, very relevant to the battle at hand.
December 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Mf’er looks like dilbert