Jared Is Tired
@jaredvanl.bsky.social
He/him, 29, gay, polyamorous, autistic, musician, and lover of pop music & Disney Channel. Black Lives Matter. Trans Rights Are Human Rights. Free Palestine.
STREAM SMOOCHIES BY ASHIKKO YOU COWARDS!!!!!!
December 3, 2025 at 6:27 AM
STREAM SMOOCHIES BY ASHIKKO YOU COWARDS!!!!!!
Was Nick the first nickname?
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Was Nick the first nickname?
“I’m strong, I’m a Kelly Clarkson song!”
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
November 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
“I’m strong, I’m a Kelly Clarkson song!”
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
The lead woman in the Netflix Christmas movie my family’s watching rn
My brain now:
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
November 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
My brain now:
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Big guy
Big guy
Bi-big guy
Big guy
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
Spongebob, big guy, pants, ok
My parents are degenerates (they like crunchy peanut butter)
November 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My parents are degenerates (they like crunchy peanut butter)
My parents are flying into town today, so I pulled an ‘07 Britney again
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
My parents are flying into town today, so I pulled an ‘07 Britney again
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republicans: we want the gestapo to terrorize racial minorities
democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏
democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏
eric swalwell said on msnow that a major goal of a dem majority after the midterms would be for ice masks to come off and badges to come out, this is insufficient
November 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
republicans: we want the gestapo to terrorize racial minorities
democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏
democrats: MAKE👏 THE👏 GESTAPO👏 WEAR👏 UNIFORMS👏
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The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with 'illegal orders." n.pr/480zD6s
Pentagon investigates Democrat senator for telling troops to refuse 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with 'illegal orders."
n.pr
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
The Pentagon says it's opening an investigation into Arizona Sen. Mark Kelly in the wake of a video of Democratic lawmakers urging servicemembers not to comply with 'illegal orders." n.pr/480zD6s
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fashion meets passion
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
fashion meets passion
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Ok I’ll see your Folger’s siblings commercial and raise you these guys. My headcanon was the son brought his boyfriend home for holiday family dinner. In a time of little representation we invented our own. Nothing contradicts it, so… also really thought this was a ‘90s ad but apparently 2003.
Pillsbury crescents holiday ad, 2003
YouTube video by Chuck D's All-New Classic TV Clubhouse
youtu.be
November 22, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Ok I’ll see your Folger’s siblings commercial and raise you these guys. My headcanon was the son brought his boyfriend home for holiday family dinner. In a time of little representation we invented our own. Nothing contradicts it, so… also really thought this was a ‘90s ad but apparently 2003.
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November 22, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I need a new job
November 12, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I need a new job
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Airlines are canceling hundreds of flights to comply with the FAA's order. But there are still questions about the plan, which the agency says will keep the skies safe during the government shutdown. n.pr/3JRbd5Z
The FAA's air traffic reductions are taking effect. Here's what to know
Airlines are canceling hundreds of flights to comply with the FAA's order. But there are still questions about the plan, which the agency says will keep the skies safe during the government shutdown.
n.pr
November 7, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Airlines are canceling hundreds of flights to comply with the FAA's order. But there are still questions about the plan, which the agency says will keep the skies safe during the government shutdown. n.pr/3JRbd5Z
I GOT TO WATCH THE FUCKING MOON RISE OVER THE MOUNTAIN AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I GOT TO WATCH THE FUCKING MOON RISE OVER THE MOUNTAIN AND IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!
Why do Crumbl or Chip exist when Costco chocolate chip cookies are already perfect?
November 6, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Why do Crumbl or Chip exist when Costco chocolate chip cookies are already perfect?
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Today is Election Day.
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
November 4, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Today is Election Day.
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
Even though I am not in New York, I am rooting for Mamdani. 🤞
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Central Park flasher has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
November 4, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Central Park flasher has just endorsed Andrew Cuomo.
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Israel's military said the ceasefire in Gaza resumed after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight that killed 104 people, including 46 children, according to local health officials. n.pr/48SFSKo
Israel says it's resuming the ceasefire after its strikes in Gaza kill over 100 people
Israel's military said the ceasefire in Gaza resumed after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight that killed 104 people, including 46 children, according to local health officials.
n.pr
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Israel's military said the ceasefire in Gaza resumed after it carried out heavy airstrikes overnight that killed 104 people, including 46 children, according to local health officials. n.pr/48SFSKo
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Some good news!
“Boston City Council has voted unanimously to ban its government from using facial recognition technology, including the police department, making it the largest city on the East Coast to do so.”
www.builtinboston.com/articles/bos...
“Boston City Council has voted unanimously to ban its government from using facial recognition technology, including the police department, making it the largest city on the East Coast to do so.”
www.builtinboston.com/articles/bos...
Boston Police Can No Longer Use Facial Recognition Software | Built In Boston
The law makes it illegal for city officials to “obtain, retain, possess, access, or use” facial recognition technology, acknowledging that it “has the potential to harm communities of color who are al...
www.builtinboston.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Some good news!
“Boston City Council has voted unanimously to ban its government from using facial recognition technology, including the police department, making it the largest city on the East Coast to do so.”
www.builtinboston.com/articles/bos...
“Boston City Council has voted unanimously to ban its government from using facial recognition technology, including the police department, making it the largest city on the East Coast to do so.”
www.builtinboston.com/articles/bos...
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Make it 55% and I will sign this in BLOOD
October 29, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Make it 55% and I will sign this in BLOOD
Why do my packages keep arriving RIGHT AFTER I’ve left the house? 😭
October 28, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Why do my packages keep arriving RIGHT AFTER I’ve left the house? 😭
Just went to the scariest haunt I’ve ever been to in Spanish Fork, UT!!!!!!
October 23, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Just went to the scariest haunt I’ve ever been to in Spanish Fork, UT!!!!!!