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jarismannis.bsky.social
@jarismannis.bsky.social
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jarismannis.bsky.social
Takí Kanaďania nebývajú chorí, a ak áno, rýchlo sa zottawia.
September 22, 2025 at 1:01 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
"Niektorí ľudia sú takí, že ...
... jebnoduchí"
September 4, 2025 at 4:43 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Dnes som sa Sama Marca pýtal, či je Samo Marec. Nebol to Samo Marec.
June 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Dnes sa cítim ako pravý Slovan. Sníval sa mi sen v staroslovienčine a hlaholike.
May 20, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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davidallengreen.bsky.social
Make America Great Again

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/03/d...
April 3, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Ohh "America First" was a hit list
April 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
March 29, 2025 at 11:57 AM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Niečo pre pamatníkov
March 24, 2025 at 1:15 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Oops
March 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Nazvyme to pravým menom: dača
March 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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theonion.com
Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
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Poll Finds Most Americans Would Swap Democracy For $100 Best Buy Gift Card
March 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Keby bol Elon geoengineerujúci überjaštermensch nevyzeralo by to nepodobne.
vincentledvina.bsky.social Vincent Ledvina @vincentledvina.bsky.social · Mar 8
You and I can be fined $250 for throwing a gum wrapper onto the ground.
March 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
jarismannis.bsky.social
"Najlepšie ploštice to v posteli vždy roztočia"
March 1, 2025 at 8:06 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Porno časopisy sú vlastne semienkotvorné médiá. #streda
February 19, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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jdcmedlock.bsky.social
I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
Video obtained by CNN shows the rear landing gear of the jet buckling and the right wing shearing away in a fireball after the plane landed hard on the runway.
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Týmto tempom si za chvíľu Američania možno budú môcť legálne kúpiť Kinderká
February 15, 2025 at 4:50 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
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JE
jetenkokotstaleministervnutra.sk
January 29, 2025 at 5:38 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Snívalo sa mi, že Moog a Buchla mali gang upírov a vlkodlakov a bojovali spolu. To je už iný East-coast/West-coast konflikt.
January 29, 2025 at 8:29 AM
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theonion.com
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster
YouTube video by The Onion
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January 23, 2025 at 6:05 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Ak niekto investujete do akcií, pripomínam zmenu populárneho tickeru. Ide o $TSLA -> $NAZI
January 22, 2025 at 12:38 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Igor Matovič dostáva korupčníka 🟥 do väzby, 2021, kolorizované
theonion.com The Onion @theonion.com · Jan 15
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
Donut Pillow Shit For Smothering
January 16, 2025 at 2:21 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Snívalo sa mi, že sa mi Kaliňák sťažuje, ako nenavidí Blahu a má ho za debila.
January 12, 2025 at 12:09 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Inak, kedy hrá Netrebko? Nebude protest pred SND, nech z toho tí, čo tam pôjdu na predstavenie mali 💩
January 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
jarismannis.bsky.social
Zmaž vládu, nie kataster
January 9, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking

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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
thehardtimes.net
January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM