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Jarret Cooper
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A dude in a new area. Check out my latest album “Shotgun” at jarretcooper.com and all kindsa places
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COVID broke Jon Stewart’s brain.

From pushing the lab leak to attacking masking…and now this? Like, do a little bit of homework.

She went to work for fucking Jim Jordan and his subcommittee on the “weaponization of government.”

She’s pushed anti-vax bullshit.

She is not a good faith actor.
January 13, 2026 at 6:37 AM
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He is now a Nobel Vaingloreate.
Trump: “It was my Great Honor to meet María Corina Machado, of Venezuela, today. She is a wonderful woman who has been through so much. María presented me with her Nobel Peace Prize for the work I have done. Such a wonderful gesture of mutual respect. Thank you María!”
January 16, 2026 at 2:01 AM
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Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California?

Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
January 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Seen a few folks astonished by my lack of support for ChatGPT and similar. Because AI, right?

Yeah, no. What we have right now is glorified autocorrect. Glorified autocorrect that takes the energy of an entire city to do what it does, plus half of Lake Erie to cool down while it's doing it.
December 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Because when I think rock & roll, I think "God-fearing patriots"...
Kid Rock Will Gather 'God-Fearing Patriots' Again for 2025 Rock the Country Tour
Rock the Country will return in 2025 with headlining performances from co-founder Kid Rock and Nickelback in 11 small towns across America.
www.rollingstone.com
November 12, 2024 at 11:22 PM
PG&E sends me alert after alert that I'm using more energy every week, more than my neighbors, more than last year, always more. I'd have to be leaving the fridge/oven on & open all day by this point, full heat, open windows 24/7...
November 12, 2024 at 8:19 PM