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I’m just here to see markwayne mullins host yet another “no loads refused” trucker slamfest at a rural truckstop . (Allegedly)
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Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
“An administration official gave away the game to Punchbowl News, admitting that these “de-escalatory measures” are about placating Senate Democrats so they don’t seize this moment to demand restrictions on ICE as part of any government funding package.”
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
newrepublic.com/article/2057...
Donald Trump Is Frightened
Trump wants to appear eager to minimize out-of-control clashes between government militias and protesters. But he doesn’t want to stop the things causing those clashes in the first place.
newrepublic.com
January 28, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Wow, the White House is so shaken by the turn in the public mood that they thought Chuck Schumer might actually rise up and "seize this moment" to get meaningful concessions.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
That's how panicked they are. They thought Chuck Schumer would do something.
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Tarence Ray on JD Vance
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
The Agony of JD Vance
The vice president's main job appears to be to embody the banshee scream of a dying order.
www.thenation.com
March 16, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Tarence Ray on JD Vance
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
www.thenation.com/article/poli...
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Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
January 26, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Hey Chicago cyclists: we got an ask for squeezable water bottles for eye wash in the Twin Cities and I bet those plastic ones you seem to accumulate at races would be perfect. DM me for a drop-off address (Albany Park) or possible shipping details if you have a large quantity
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reported ICE activities in the Twin Cities this morning
-- terrorizing a daycare
-- drawing weapons outside a bank
-- terrorizing a daycare
-- drawing weapons outside a bank
January 26, 2026 at 5:44 PM
reported ICE activities in the Twin Cities this morning
-- terrorizing a daycare
-- drawing weapons outside a bank
-- terrorizing a daycare
-- drawing weapons outside a bank
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Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
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Ex-Fifa boss shows support for boycott calls
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Security concerns over tournament have risen
Former Fifa president Sepp Blatter on Monday suggested he supports fans boycotting World Cup matches in the United States this year due to security concerns.
Blatter gave his support to comments from Swiss anti-corruption lawyer Mark Pieth, who worked with Fifa on potential reforms when Blatter was president, saying fans should stay away from the US for the tournament. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
January 26, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Sepp Blatter suggests fans should not travel to US for World Cup
Randy foine’s ass officially counts as a DPIED (diaper borne improvised explosive device) according to eyewitnesses.
He seems nice. 😳
Randy Fine-FLA
Randy Fine-FLA
Excuse me, what? 😳
December 8, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Randy foine’s ass officially counts as a DPIED (diaper borne improvised explosive device) according to eyewitnesses.
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Trump is Putin's puppet.
March 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Trump is Putin's puppet.
Gleefully telling my colleagues they smell like a “fucked butthole”
March 13, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Gleefully telling my colleagues they smell like a “fucked butthole”
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Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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February 23, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Plan To Be More Positive Off To Shitty Fucking Start
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theonion.com/plan-to...
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A "remarkably rotund" beaver is making a splash on the South Side — and she needs a name. 🦫
A 'Remarkably Rotund' Beaver Is Making A Splash On The South Side — And She Needs A Name
As beaver sightings become more common along the Chicago River, one particularly spherical and possibly pregnant beaver has captivated Chicagoans online.
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February 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
A "remarkably rotund" beaver is making a splash on the South Side — and she needs a name. 🦫
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If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.
January 10, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If you don’t have a local library card, it should be your New Year’s resolution to get one. It’s an easy resolution to keep and you’ll actually use it, trust me.