Hayley Centimetres
@jasmineandthyme.bsky.social
Somewhat retired film critic. hayley_sass from twitter. Largely sharing in-jokes with my old internet pals, sorry 🐨🍉📽️🥅
She’s REAL GOOD
November 30, 2025 at 12:23 AM
She’s REAL GOOD
It was Sedna! bsky.app/profile/sedn...
It’s “The United States of Arugula” by David Kamp, great book but it’s very long & in tiny print. Definitely get it on an e reader unless you have excellent vision &/or a light source
November 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
It was Sedna! bsky.app/profile/sedn...
I have to drive through it every week to get to my exercise class and 🫠🫠🫠
November 29, 2025 at 9:51 AM
I have to drive through it every week to get to my exercise class and 🫠🫠🫠
Oh shit rip
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Oh shit rip
I might add Fiat 500 and Citroën Activa to that list
November 29, 2025 at 9:36 AM
I might add Fiat 500 and Citroën Activa to that list
Omg can I come over and watch Witchfinder General with you
November 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Omg can I come over and watch Witchfinder General with you
Okay but you ARE cool enough to rock the coolest motherfucker in the world’s haircut
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Okay but you ARE cool enough to rock the coolest motherfucker in the world’s haircut
My mum was just telling me about a cat they currently have called ALFRED
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My mum was just telling me about a cat they currently have called ALFRED
I remember Peppercorn and Bertie! I also really like variations on Pepper for pet names
November 28, 2025 at 11:14 PM
I remember Peppercorn and Bertie! I also really like variations on Pepper for pet names
I mean it’s all a piece with prioritising children that don’t exist over the person with the uterus in pain standing in front of you, just RIFE throughout medicine and society and shithouse for anyone with a ute who imagines they should be able to decide what happens to their body
November 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I mean it’s all a piece with prioritising children that don’t exist over the person with the uterus in pain standing in front of you, just RIFE throughout medicine and society and shithouse for anyone with a ute who imagines they should be able to decide what happens to their body
DINAH that is an excellent cat name
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
DINAH that is an excellent cat name
Anyway happy birthday to my dad who is 70 TODAY he really loves movies even though he can never remember titles (he always remembers who is in things though so we tend to triangulate our way to titles through actors)
November 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Anyway happy birthday to my dad who is 70 TODAY he really loves movies even though he can never remember titles (he always remembers who is in things though so we tend to triangulate our way to titles through actors)
LEMON that’s my family nickname!
November 28, 2025 at 10:15 PM
LEMON that’s my family nickname!
Oh damn Helios is good too
November 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Oh damn Helios is good too
Oh I’m big on Toaster
November 28, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Oh I’m big on Toaster
Oh Xanthippe is primo
November 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oh Xanthippe is primo
To start you off here are some names I would give to shelter cats:
Paprika
Orecchiette
Peanut
Lavosh
Jaffle
Tabbouleh
Pretzel
‘Hayley these are all foods’ yes
Paprika
Orecchiette
Peanut
Lavosh
Jaffle
Tabbouleh
Pretzel
‘Hayley these are all foods’ yes
November 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
To start you off here are some names I would give to shelter cats:
Paprika
Orecchiette
Peanut
Lavosh
Jaffle
Tabbouleh
Pretzel
‘Hayley these are all foods’ yes
Paprika
Orecchiette
Peanut
Lavosh
Jaffle
Tabbouleh
Pretzel
‘Hayley these are all foods’ yes
the WHAT oh no
November 28, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the WHAT oh no
I get the extra fun interference of no medical professional seemingly wants to recommend a hysto to a woman who has never had children, despite the fact I am 40 years old and in all those years have never once wanted to have a child
November 28, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I get the extra fun interference of no medical professional seemingly wants to recommend a hysto to a woman who has never had children, despite the fact I am 40 years old and in all those years have never once wanted to have a child
We can wrest it back, one blog at a time!
November 28, 2025 at 9:03 PM
We can wrest it back, one blog at a time!
I am IMMEDIATELY sold on pet crow
November 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I am IMMEDIATELY sold on pet crow