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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 6h

Imagine the kind of wings you’d have access to as Pope, truly difficult not to abuse that power

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 13h

“Florence celebrates Exploding Whale Day annually at Exploding Whale Memorial Park. In 2024, the public was invited to build an altar for the exploded whale.” Sometimes humanity is good

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 13h

"That would be good training for the navy or whoever.” training for WHAT????

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 15h

Classic for a reason

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 16h

Truly one of the best films about girlhood ever made, and also being a cool as hell ghost auntie

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 17h

Indicative of the general temporal confusion of Halloween in Australia, this was the major display at the supermarket where I just bought immense amounts of mini chocolate bars in a panic

A piled display of Christmas puddings and mini panettones advertised with a chalkboard drawing of a happy pudding with the words “All good in the pud.”

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 18h

AND NOW WHAT!!!

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 19h

I’m very glad for the kids getting to have a fun spooky time but really feel like we have not codified as a nation HOW we’re actually doing this holiday lol

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 20h

An Australian horror story: I’ve been unmoored in time since being unemployed and woke with a start this morning realising “Hayley today is Halloween, for the first time in your life you live in a neighbourhood decked to the nines in spooky shit and there is zero (0) candy in your diabetic house”

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

Oh NEITHER of them are minor (very few Martys are minor this is my vociferous hot take!)

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

Alice is my faaaaaaaaavourite (closely followed by Raging Bull and Goodfellas, Goodfellas is the most gloriously rewatchable movie there is)

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Sarah (💈Ask me about my demon barbery!) @thebasementtan.bsky.social · 1d

I think they should invent a drug that lets you wipe your memory of John Carpenter movies so you can watch them fresh every Halloween. And then John Carpenter should make a movie about this drug's terrifying side effects.

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

WE LOVE THE BUS! 🚌

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

Hooray!!

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

Hallo something good you can do today! Kutjala is an Aboriginal community in need of a new bus to help kids get to school, elders get to health appointments, attend sorry business etc. If there’s no bus the whole community is in strife. Help them out if you can! www.gofundme.com/f/support-ku...

Donate to Support Kutjala with a new bus, organized by Larissa Wilton

It is with profound sadness and a heavy heart that I must inform you all that after m… Larissa Wilton needs your support for Support Kutjala with a new bus

www.gofundme.com

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MartIn The Mouth Of Madness @martindunlop.bsky.social · 2d

still annoyed that they never made that horror follow up to Paris, I Love You called Paris, I'll Kill You

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 1d

My absolute pleasure, always love a chance to yell about your beautiful work! 💕

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 2d

Also kind of feel like it’s more impressive to front up and emphatically win the game the day after the eighteen innings game than it is to win the eighteen innings game

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 2d

I buy my mum a Hannakin tea towel every year for Xmas she LOVES them and I do too, they’re beautiful quality whether you want to hang them up for decoration or use them for actual dish drying, also LOOK AT THESE LITTLE GARLIC GUYS! TOO CUTE! 🧄🧄🧄

Hannakin @hannakinart.bsky.social · 3d

2026 Tea Towel Calendar reveal!! 🧄

I’m a little later than usual getting these up this year (and I’ve had a few people asking about them!) but better late than never!! Preorders go live this Saturday November 1st! 🤩

#teatowelcalendar #handmadeteatowel #calendar #2026calendar #garlic

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

Completely fabulous, scene stealing of the highest order, new delicious levels of horrible little fancy bastard man achieved

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

Give! Him! The! Statue!

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

You also get to see his butt again, the only thing I remember from Dunc Part One

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

Del Toro knows what the girlies want, it’s Oscar Isaac plumbing new depths as a horrid little fancy bastard man (it’s me, I’m girlies)

Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone I know for several weeks: Hayley you gotta see One Battle After Another
Me: yeah yeah yeah sure once I get into a cinema again I’ll do it, first priority I promise
Me once I get into a cinema: one to Frankenstein please

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

Everyone I know for several weeks: Hayley you gotta see One Battle After Another
Me: yeah yeah yeah sure once I get into a cinema again I’ll do it, first priority I promise
Me once I get into a cinema: one to Frankenstein please

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Hayley Centimetres @jasmineandthyme.bsky.social · 3d

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT!

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