Martin Dunlop
@martindunlop.bsky.social
He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
Sex cardigans: can the Wicked sequel make bulky knits strangely alluring?
It’s not the sexiest of garments. It arguably looks more like a discarded fishing net. And yet it has cast a spell over the internet
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline
Everyone shut up I wanna do my star wars list
Empire
New Hope
Force Awakens
Return Jedi
Last Jedi
Solo
Attack Clones
Revenge Sith
Rogue One
Phantom Menace
(Forty feet of shit)
Rise Skywalker
Empire
New Hope
Force Awakens
Return Jedi
Last Jedi
Solo
Attack Clones
Revenge Sith
Rogue One
Phantom Menace
(Forty feet of shit)
Rise Skywalker
November 25, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Everyone shut up I wanna do my star wars list
Empire
New Hope
Force Awakens
Return Jedi
Last Jedi
Solo
Attack Clones
Revenge Sith
Rogue One
Phantom Menace
(Forty feet of shit)
Rise Skywalker
Empire
New Hope
Force Awakens
Return Jedi
Last Jedi
Solo
Attack Clones
Revenge Sith
Rogue One
Phantom Menace
(Forty feet of shit)
Rise Skywalker
I am sad about Jimmy Cliff dying but very happy hearing all the Jamaican music, it's very nice
November 25, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I am sad about Jimmy Cliff dying but very happy hearing all the Jamaican music, it's very nice
(heavy Yorkshire accent) what doest thou want of me?
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
(heavy Yorkshire accent) what doest thou want of me?
Hanson coming up with flimsier and flimsier excuses to wear the burqa, just convert and make peace with it already, we don't all need to go on this journey with you
November 24, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hanson coming up with flimsier and flimsier excuses to wear the burqa, just convert and make peace with it already, we don't all need to go on this journey with you
It's a good day guys.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
It's a good day guys.
Who are we to straighten what God has made crooked?
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Who are we to straighten what God has made crooked?
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Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
November 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Mascot Absolutely Reeks https://theonion.com/mascot-absolutely-reeks-1819576059/
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millions of belles dames a year are avec merci, yet the media focuses on the one or two who are sans merci
January 4, 2024 at 3:57 PM
millions of belles dames a year are avec merci, yet the media focuses on the one or two who are sans merci
This sounds heartwarming but he chases the reporter off with a shotgun and they have a rickety chase along dirt roads
November 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
This sounds heartwarming but he chases the reporter off with a shotgun and they have a rickety chase along dirt roads
Became paralysed with laughter again thinking about Mel b and posh Spice falling out on holiday over Mel b's island boyfriend defecating on the beach and washing himself in the sea
November 22, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Became paralysed with laughter again thinking about Mel b and posh Spice falling out on holiday over Mel b's island boyfriend defecating on the beach and washing himself in the sea
Holy shit guys it's still grim and wet in Melbourne but I'm getting the shorts and thongs out at least, call the newspapers
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Holy shit guys it's still grim and wet in Melbourne but I'm getting the shorts and thongs out at least, call the newspapers
Going to funeral for Kirby from videogames and King Dedede makes a joke in the eulogy about how it's a shame Kirby isn't going to heaven cos he would've had a great time and some of Kirby's friends laugh but the others don't cos they don't know what it means but it sounds bad and it's awkward
November 21, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Going to funeral for Kirby from videogames and King Dedede makes a joke in the eulogy about how it's a shame Kirby isn't going to heaven cos he would've had a great time and some of Kirby's friends laugh but the others don't cos they don't know what it means but it sounds bad and it's awkward
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Excuse to post a classic?
November 20, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Excuse to post a classic?
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After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
November 20, 2025 at 7:52 PM
After a life of amoral public self service, I succeeded in being on the right side of the 'big issue' of my day. The cartoonists include me in the righteous men scaring away the snakes, I still wear a link of sausages in the pictures, a relic of a pork scandal long past, but nonetheless.
v funny how small this is on the guardian page
November 21, 2025 at 12:17 AM
v funny how small this is on the guardian page
this has been happening a LOT, maybe it's mostly people who watch Chris Stuckmann's youtube or something
i keep seeing ads for the horror movie Shelby Oaks that say "the movie everyone's talking about" and its true, ive seen a few people give it two stars on letterboxd so i guess that's accurate
November 20, 2025 at 11:55 PM
this has been happening a LOT, maybe it's mostly people who watch Chris Stuckmann's youtube or something
Funny to see old internet comedy videos that have a title sequence, if you got lucky they gave you a tv show youtu.be/OhU_u4rq1Tg?...
I Am A Building: net_work
YouTube video by BLACK20 Studios
youtu.be
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Funny to see old internet comedy videos that have a title sequence, if you got lucky they gave you a tv show youtu.be/OhU_u4rq1Tg?...
these miserable pricks could probably learn a lesson from the recent passing of John Laws about how keeping out of the papers for a few years is one of the ways to ensure your grave will not be absolutely inundated in piss
November 20, 2025 at 10:05 PM
these miserable pricks could probably learn a lesson from the recent passing of John Laws about how keeping out of the papers for a few years is one of the ways to ensure your grave will not be absolutely inundated in piss
I know the internet is full of people being attracted to... various things I do not understand, but I think I may actually draw the line at Mark the character from peepshow.
November 20, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I know the internet is full of people being attracted to... various things I do not understand, but I think I may actually draw the line at Mark the character from peepshow.
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32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
November 18, 2025 at 9:44 PM
32 years ago today, we first witnessed the wonder of the My Dinner with Andre video game. “Boy-Scoutz ‘n the Hood” premiered November 18, 1993.
hell yeah, do more of them
Matthew Gruter's visa was revoked by the federal government this week after he was pictured at the front of a protest organised by the National Socialist Network earlier this month.
South African man taken into immigration detention over Neo-Nazi rally
Matthew Gruter's visa was revoked by the federal government this week after he was pictured at the front of a protest organised by the National Socialist Network earlier this month.
www.abc.net.au
November 18, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hell yeah, do more of them
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bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao
November 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
bro there's a whole paragraph about his brain worm lmfao