MartIn The Mouth Of Madness
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He/Him, Don't worry about the blood, it's mine, I was gonna put it somewhere.
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jacobbles.bsky.social
Ghost of Yotei got me thinking about this one
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heythatsmyleg.bsky.social
It's frustrating how much easier it is for me to write about things I hate. I got 500 words out about the fuckin ghost movie based on a damn Twitter thread, but the best I can get for Hellraiser, a movie I really liked, is "Festy!"
martindunlop.bsky.social
Watching fulci's Woman In A Lizard's Skin in a cinema instead of a cruddy rip on VLC on my laptop, very exciting

I got Campari and soda cos the cinema doesn't have J&B, still feels right
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thesleeperssleep.bsky.social
[muttering into storm drain] any ooze down there?...anything that could change me?....
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emmfoolery.bsky.social
Australians, please raid your Uncle's old PC in his shed, and help me find a copy of this to archive.

#Australia #AFL #DOSGaming #Wolfenstein #RetroGaming #MSDOS #RetroComputing
I HATE COLLINGWOOD Wolfenstein 3D mod on floppy disk. This version doesn't work. :(
martindunlop.bsky.social
ppl ask if there's a post office there and the answer is, they really tried
martindunlop.bsky.social
Population Zero. Surveyor asked the people if they lived there and they said no.
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martindunlop.bsky.social
The important thing about a Highlander movie is that it costs 19 million dollars and if you spend any more or less the whole thing sucks but I didn't hate that animated one
martindunlop.bsky.social
Three Legged Gorgoneion Head With Three Legs And Ears Of Wheat Growing Out Its Holes: rolling down the shop, you want anything?
martindunlop.bsky.social
It's a great book, show was very fun, lots of dancing
martindunlop.bsky.social
At the smeds and the smoos theatre show, it's like Romeo and Juliet for four year Olds, instead of committing suicide at the end they have a baby, which is like killing your ego I guess
martindunlop.bsky.social
Counterpoint: nothing in Highlander is a mistake.
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The news that Jeremy Irons is joining the cast of the Highlander reboot proves that the new movie is looking to avoid the greatest mistake of the original. Here's why that matters.
The Henry Cavill Highlander Reboot's Latest Casting Announcement Proves the Franchise Is Avoiding Its Biggest Mistake
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paulinekaelbot.bsky.social
Most of what's out isn't worth seeing. And having to write about this stuff, you feel degraded. It's occupying your head and it has no right to be there. (1988)
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heythatsmyleg.bsky.social
Hearing all about that new artificially created actor that's going to take over the insustry
Magazine clipping of Maxim Magazines hottest 100 babes or something article where the completely computer generated Aki Ross got a render in a bikini as a way of promoting Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within. 

"Why should Hollywood be concerned about an impending actors strike when such completely computer generated stars as Aki render flesh and blood thespians - not to mention their agents - downright obsolete? 
Heat factor: Aki makes her debut this summer in the animated feature Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within, based on the long running video game franchise"
martindunlop.bsky.social
i don't need 400 opinion articles about a pretend actress, you can just say "ew" and leave it at that
martindunlop.bsky.social
wow there's a bunch of papers really doing a "That Funke is some kind of something. Boy, this Funke is all anybody's ever talking about. So sick and tired of hearing about how brilliant that Funke is. " with that picture of lady they're calling Tilly Norwood
martindunlop.bsky.social
"would you watch a 2nd series" yes i would watch a second series of a show about monsters escaping cages and eating morons but i don't think you should take that as a glowing recommendation
martindunlop.bsky.social
except AVP2 but we don't speak about that it in our house
martindunlop.bsky.social
i didn't hate alien earth cos i like it when big aliens eat people but also everyone's gotta apologise to the other alien stories they called dumb because holy fuck
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grobiansyboe.bsky.social
If you don't get on with your manager, just imagine that they eat chips every day for dinner. If they get a bit curt with you, you can just think "aye well you're away home for a big plate of chips 😂"
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gracejarvisohno.bsky.social
Coco Chanel said to take off one accessory before you leave the house, but she was also a nazi so to spite her I put on all of my jewellry and a beret just to go to the shops
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bogbird.bsky.social
british wife: good mornin love
british husband: a rat stole me weetabix