ME: sorry I can't make this meeting, I'm... uh, sick.
BOSS: Oh no, what's wrong?
ME: I've got ... [*looking at MARINERS jerseys*] scurvy.
BOSS: What? Are you on a boat?
ME: in a way
BOSS: ...
ME: rain delay I can make it

I saw this at Fraserview Golf Course recently. I think they’re in on the joke.

That does it, I’m signing back up for Defector again after having let it lapse. Thank you.

Dear journalists:

The President has not fired Lisa Cook. The President is *trying* to illegally fire her.

Your words shape people’s reality. Please be accurate in your reporting.

Blocked and reported.

Well, it’s probably #3, but that’s like saying Apollo 14 was the best moon landing.

Is iCloud Private Relay on? Sometimes that slows everything down. Try turning it off and see if it speeds up.

I hate it when people temp me.

“Here is a chart.” I was never in doubt!

Rashida Jones AND Chris O’Dowd? I was so excited until I remembered one minute in that this show never goes well for people.

it’s such a great album! I remember winning a copy of it by calling into the radio, back in the days of CDs. And a double album was super expensive, so I was extra stoked

That’s a kickass photo. Brings back memories! (Has to be 1995, though - Siamese Dream was 1993.)

Curious - always Wordle in the evening?

like 100 times today somebody has been like "oh yeah? well without chatgpt how am i supposed to do THIS?" and the thing is just their literal job that they are doing extremely poorly

It’s like “We Didn’t Start the Fire” over six days

Took two Adderall to get through that. It was worth it.

Thanks for sharing.