Jason
@jasonalanburgess.bsky.social
Swerving in and out to feel the force of the curve
December 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Every. Single. Day.
December 17, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Every. Single. Day.
Reposted by Jason
Jesus fucking Christ
November 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Jesus fucking Christ
This is a WILD hill to choose to die on.....
Megyn Kelly: "I know somebody very close to this case…Jeffrey Epstein, in this person's view, was not a pedophile…He was into the barely legal type, like he liked 15 year old girls…He wasn't into like 8 year olds…There's a difference between a 15 year old and a 5 year old."
November 13, 2025 at 11:21 PM
This is a WILD hill to choose to die on.....
The problem with calling the police for "nuisance crime and QOL issues" is that:
A)They are assholes.
And
B)They aren't going to do anything for you or the person you are calling them about.
A)They are assholes.
And
B)They aren't going to do anything for you or the person you are calling them about.
The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office wants to expand its role to include helping police address “quality of life issues and nuisance crimes.”
Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office provides new details on shift to enforcement
The Jefferson County Sheriff’s Office wants to expand its role to include helping police address “quality of life issues and nuisance crimes.”
www.lpm.org
November 3, 2025 at 6:58 PM
The problem with calling the police for "nuisance crime and QOL issues" is that:
A)They are assholes.
And
B)They aren't going to do anything for you or the person you are calling them about.
A)They are assholes.
And
B)They aren't going to do anything for you or the person you are calling them about.
ARRESTED? Arrested for what?
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
-Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
-Mitch Hedberg
September 24, 2025 at 11:45 PM
ARRESTED? Arrested for what?
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
-Mitch Hedberg
An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.
-Mitch Hedberg
I think I used to have fun. Maybe.
September 15, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I think I used to have fun. Maybe.
What's wild to me is the expectation that no one would fight back.
And I'm not even sure that we have seen "fighting back" just yet.
And I'm not even sure that we have seen "fighting back" just yet.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
You’re right. It’s our fault. Just a difference of opinion. Nothing to see here. Move along, everyone. Also. Bible, or something.
You’re right. It’s our fault. Just a difference of opinion. Nothing to see here. Move along, everyone. Also. Bible, or something.
September 15, 2025 at 1:57 AM
What's wild to me is the expectation that no one would fight back.
And I'm not even sure that we have seen "fighting back" just yet.
And I'm not even sure that we have seen "fighting back" just yet.
Reposted by Jason
NEW: Louisville officer was driving 95 mph in a 45 mph zone before a fatal wreck, according to a criminal investigation by LMPD.
Officer Alyssa Begel also didn't have her cruiser's lights and sirens activated.
A grand jury chose not to indict her.
Officer Alyssa Begel also didn't have her cruiser's lights and sirens activated.
A grand jury chose not to indict her.
Louisville officer was driving 95 mph in a 45 mph zone before fatal wreck, records show
A Louisville grand jury on July 30 declined to indict Louisville Metro Police Officer Alyssa Begel on a charge of second-degree manslaughter in the death of 61-year-old Charles Briscoe.
www.wdrb.com
August 21, 2025 at 9:47 PM
NEW: Louisville officer was driving 95 mph in a 45 mph zone before a fatal wreck, according to a criminal investigation by LMPD.
Officer Alyssa Begel also didn't have her cruiser's lights and sirens activated.
A grand jury chose not to indict her.
Officer Alyssa Begel also didn't have her cruiser's lights and sirens activated.
A grand jury chose not to indict her.
We are gonna ensure that this is taken care of for Joe. Donate.
the GoFundMe for Joe’s final arrangements is live. please chip in if you’re able and share if you can’t
gofund.me/1bd810ff
gofund.me/1bd810ff
August 13, 2025 at 10:51 PM
We are gonna ensure that this is taken care of for Joe. Donate.
@thatboysgood.bsky.social
Joe was the most naturally funny and endearing person I have EVER met.
Him being gone makes me sick. I really hope he knows just how many people loved him.
Joe was the most naturally funny and endearing person I have EVER met.
Him being gone makes me sick. I really hope he knows just how many people loved him.
August 13, 2025 at 8:48 PM
@thatboysgood.bsky.social
Joe was the most naturally funny and endearing person I have EVER met.
Him being gone makes me sick. I really hope he knows just how many people loved him.
Joe was the most naturally funny and endearing person I have EVER met.
Him being gone makes me sick. I really hope he knows just how many people loved him.
AI can't drive a fucking car without running into objects and people. Why would we ever RELY on it for life and death medical diagnosis and discernment?
“The AI in the study probably prompted doctors to become over-reliant on its recommendations, ‘leading to clinicians becoming less motivated, less focused, and less responsible when making cognitive decisions without AI assistance,’ the scientists said in the paper.”
AI Eroded Doctors’ Ability to Spot Cancer Within Months in Study
Artificial intelligence, touted for its potential to transform medicine, led to some doctors losing skills after just a few months in a new study.
www.bloomberg.com
August 13, 2025 at 12:57 AM
AI can't drive a fucking car without running into objects and people. Why would we ever RELY on it for life and death medical diagnosis and discernment?
So now that we are ACTUALLY trying to prosecute people for political reasons, how we feeling?
July 21, 2025 at 10:26 PM
So now that we are ACTUALLY trying to prosecute people for political reasons, how we feeling?
He didn't say thanks?
Shorter JD Vance: Mamdani is uppity
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July 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
He didn't say thanks?
Who says this shit?
Here's a fun thing that a top donor to Andrew Cuomo's super PAC just told me.
June 26, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Who says this shit?
The federal government does nothing for me except make things harder. From taking off my stupid shoes when I fly to taking money off me when I am trying to provide for me family.
The only good they do is provide a safety net for people who can't work or retire and get their social security.
The only good they do is provide a safety net for people who can't work or retire and get their social security.
June 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
The federal government does nothing for me except make things harder. From taking off my stupid shoes when I fly to taking money off me when I am trying to provide for me family.
The only good they do is provide a safety net for people who can't work or retire and get their social security.
The only good they do is provide a safety net for people who can't work or retire and get their social security.
My introduction to the internet was chatrooms and my mind was BLOWN that you could just talk with people from far, far away.
Australia? Europe? Africa?
That was insane and seemed like a huge moment.
We can all connect. We're the same.
It's only gone downhill from there.
Australia? Europe? Africa?
That was insane and seemed like a huge moment.
We can all connect. We're the same.
It's only gone downhill from there.
June 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My introduction to the internet was chatrooms and my mind was BLOWN that you could just talk with people from far, far away.
Australia? Europe? Africa?
That was insane and seemed like a huge moment.
We can all connect. We're the same.
It's only gone downhill from there.
Australia? Europe? Africa?
That was insane and seemed like a huge moment.
We can all connect. We're the same.
It's only gone downhill from there.
Maybe, if we're lucky, they find a way to eliminate each other.
June 5, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Maybe, if we're lucky, they find a way to eliminate each other.
OF COURSE these 2 assholes are having a slap fight on twitter.
There was no other way for things to end.
There was no other way for things to end.
June 5, 2025 at 9:13 PM
OF COURSE these 2 assholes are having a slap fight on twitter.
There was no other way for things to end.
There was no other way for things to end.
As per usual, there was no plan and no framework.
There is only chaos and no idea what ridiculous thing is going to happen tomorrow.
There is only chaos and no idea what ridiculous thing is going to happen tomorrow.
NEWS: After canceling thousands of foreign students' immigration records — threatening their ability to study and live in the US — the Trump administration has reversed course and restored them all.
It follows intense pushback from courts across the country.
Details TK
It follows intense pushback from courts across the country.
Details TK
April 25, 2025 at 7:19 PM
As per usual, there was no plan and no framework.
There is only chaos and no idea what ridiculous thing is going to happen tomorrow.
There is only chaos and no idea what ridiculous thing is going to happen tomorrow.
West coast Phish is hard for east coasters. Oof. Show starts at 11pm? I'll see that setlist in the AM
April 20, 2025 at 1:12 AM
West coast Phish is hard for east coasters. Oof. Show starts at 11pm? I'll see that setlist in the AM