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oh no I’m exploding
me, alt+tabbing through 100 or more ms paint windows all reading the numbers 1 or 0 with a bright green background repeating: “computer, computer, computer” plainly and softly to myself
January 7, 2026 at 7:33 PM
me, alt+tabbing through 100 or more ms paint windows all reading the numbers 1 or 0 with a bright green background repeating: “computer, computer, computer” plainly and softly to myself
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Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
January 7, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Jacob Frey: "To ICE -- get the fuck out of Minneapolis"
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whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
January 7, 2026 at 5:43 PM
whichever candidate runs on prosecuting every single ice agent fuck to the fullest extent of the law has my vote
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Happening now: several hundred people are pouring into Chicago's downtown Federal Plaza.
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
January 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Happening now: several hundred people are pouring into Chicago's downtown Federal Plaza.
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
It's 25 degrees outside.
Organizers are leading the crowd in a chant of, "no boots on the ground, no bombs in the air!"
Two protesters hold a large banner reading, "no war for Venezuela oil."
I wanna bring a peasant from like the year 1100 to today and make them get slizzard like a G6. make em drink a whole triple IPA and do some dabs and see what kinda dance they get up to.
just one guy. one peasant guy.
just one guy. one peasant guy.
December 31, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I wanna bring a peasant from like the year 1100 to today and make them get slizzard like a G6. make em drink a whole triple IPA and do some dabs and see what kinda dance they get up to.
just one guy. one peasant guy.
just one guy. one peasant guy.
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ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
September 6, 2025 at 3:11 AM
ME: team rocket will never steal these rare Pokémon! Not unless they wanna take on me and my fully evolved Miss Cigarettes!
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
MISS CIGARETTES: miss cigarettes
you can’t get mad at me about a beer from last night
December 25, 2025 at 2:45 AM
you can’t get mad at me about a beer from last night
yo what child is this?
December 24, 2025 at 11:09 PM
yo what child is this?
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Do you remember the famous #Earthrise photo from #Apollo8? On Christmas Eve in 1968, William Anders turned his camera toward Earth and captured the legendary photo. It showed humans a new perspective, with the moon in the foreground and Earth floating in distant space. 🌎🚀🔭📸
buff.ly/s01u0Ww
📸 NASA.
buff.ly/s01u0Ww
📸 NASA.
December 24, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Do you remember the famous #Earthrise photo from #Apollo8? On Christmas Eve in 1968, William Anders turned his camera toward Earth and captured the legendary photo. It showed humans a new perspective, with the moon in the foreground and Earth floating in distant space. 🌎🚀🔭📸
buff.ly/s01u0Ww
📸 NASA.
buff.ly/s01u0Ww
📸 NASA.
me getting killed: you could not be doing this at a worse time
December 23, 2025 at 5:57 AM
me getting killed: you could not be doing this at a worse time
toiling hard or hardly toiling?
December 23, 2025 at 3:18 AM
toiling hard or hardly toiling?
I hate to break it to ME
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I hate to break it to ME
out: stepping on toes
in: stepping between toes (think gears)
in: stepping between toes (think gears)
December 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
out: stepping on toes
in: stepping between toes (think gears)
in: stepping between toes (think gears)
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Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
December 21, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Retweet if you want your Christmas presents NOW
I was hanging out with my brother over the summer. I started saying “my favorite part of Hamlet is” and he cut me off to say “you have a favorite pet of hamlet? fucking nerd”
and I think about it regularly. he got my ass
and I think about it regularly. he got my ass
December 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I was hanging out with my brother over the summer. I started saying “my favorite part of Hamlet is” and he cut me off to say “you have a favorite pet of hamlet? fucking nerd”
and I think about it regularly. he got my ass
and I think about it regularly. he got my ass
I don’t want children, I want to watch weird movies with my friends
December 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I don’t want children, I want to watch weird movies with my friends
goo to go, we got the goo
December 19, 2025 at 1:06 AM
goo to go, we got the goo
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Art by • Peter Green
December 18, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Art by • Peter Green
shit I left my swag on overnight again
December 16, 2025 at 3:39 PM
shit I left my swag on overnight again
when one drinks 2 beers by themself they get very funny, and yet no one is around to hear it?
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
when one drinks 2 beers by themself they get very funny, and yet no one is around to hear it?
this is perfect for me and my smaller older brother who I carry on my muscular shoulders and who shits on my head regularly
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
this is perfect for me and my smaller older brother who I carry on my muscular shoulders and who shits on my head regularly
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Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
December 16, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Two-story outhouse
Gays, IL
Gays, IL
rest in bees
December 13, 2025 at 12:21 AM
rest in bees
why is it called Midsommar? that summer seemed way worse than mid.
and that boyfriend in the movie? unbearable, a total hothead.
and that boyfriend in the movie? unbearable, a total hothead.
December 12, 2025 at 4:26 PM
why is it called Midsommar? that summer seemed way worse than mid.
and that boyfriend in the movie? unbearable, a total hothead.
and that boyfriend in the movie? unbearable, a total hothead.
get in the forklift Shinji, or Rei’s warehouse shift is going to turn into a double
December 10, 2025 at 3:16 AM
get in the forklift Shinji, or Rei’s warehouse shift is going to turn into a double