The Dalai Parton
@jasonbiffle.bsky.social
Half-demon, half-Mephistopheles, already knows the tenor of life's darkest secrets. Professional Mad Max, Pumpkaboo enthusiast. 🌈 he/him
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Respectfully, I guess, I don’t care what random shithead influencers are saying about the Latest Issue on X.
I don’t need to see Kyle Rittenhouse’s takes. Stop bringing them here.
I don’t need to see Kyle Rittenhouse’s takes. Stop bringing them here.
January 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
Respectfully, I guess, I don’t care what random shithead influencers are saying about the Latest Issue on X.
I don’t need to see Kyle Rittenhouse’s takes. Stop bringing them here.
I don’t need to see Kyle Rittenhouse’s takes. Stop bringing them here.
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I’m sorry the decorum argument was dead ten fucking years ago when the entire republican party hitched themselves to mister “grab them by the pussy”
come on
come on
Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."
January 9, 2026 at 4:13 PM
I’m sorry the decorum argument was dead ten fucking years ago when the entire republican party hitched themselves to mister “grab them by the pussy”
come on
come on
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A Republican elected official proudly declaring he has no problem with agents of the state shooting unarmed citizens in the face if they annoy the regime.
It is impossible to make democracy work with a party that not only tolerates people like this, but elevates them to positions of influence.
It is impossible to make democracy work with a party that not only tolerates people like this, but elevates them to positions of influence.
Rep. Randy Fine: "If you impede the actions of our law enforcement as they seek to repel foreign invaders from our country, you get what's coming to you. I do not feel bad for the woman that was involved."
January 8, 2026 at 7:30 PM
A Republican elected official proudly declaring he has no problem with agents of the state shooting unarmed citizens in the face if they annoy the regime.
It is impossible to make democracy work with a party that not only tolerates people like this, but elevates them to positions of influence.
It is impossible to make democracy work with a party that not only tolerates people like this, but elevates them to positions of influence.
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We need constitutional amendments stripping all government officials, agents, etc. of all judicially created doctrines of immunity, and stripping the president of pardon power.
January 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
We need constitutional amendments stripping all government officials, agents, etc. of all judicially created doctrines of immunity, and stripping the president of pardon power.
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It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
January 7, 2026 at 6:43 PM
It's so fucking convenient that they get to "fear for their lives" anytime they want to absolve themselves of anything and when we actually fear for our lives because of them and do anything a scared person would do it's justification for our death.
Hell yeah.
Note to self: rewatch Sterlin Harjo's previous Reservation Dogs again
Note to self: rewatch Sterlin Harjo's previous Reservation Dogs again
The Lowdown is the best damn show not enough people are watching. I can exclusively report that FX has ordered a second season of the delightful Ethan Hawke comic mystery series: www.whatsalanwatching.com/the-lowdown-...
The Lowdown, the best show you're not watching, is coming back for Season Two
FX has officially renewed the Ethan Hawke-led comic mystery series
www.whatsalanwatching.com
January 7, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Hell yeah.
Note to self: rewatch Sterlin Harjo's previous Reservation Dogs again
Note to self: rewatch Sterlin Harjo's previous Reservation Dogs again
oh hey I've been watching the punisher for the first time and now know where this gif comes from
a close up of a man 's face with the words noo00000 written on it
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words noo00000 written on it
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 1:21 AM
oh hey I've been watching the punisher for the first time and now know where this gif comes from
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I get that to be or not to be is one of the most famous & philosophically resonant lines ever but in my day to day existence this one always tops it easily
January 5, 2026 at 11:42 AM
I get that to be or not to be is one of the most famous & philosophically resonant lines ever but in my day to day existence this one always tops it easily
I've needed to prep for my next DnD campaign anyways, so it's been nice to not want to be online too much.
Rough vibes on this website today, likely because people feel Hopeless and Helpless Because Can't Stop It and No One Who Is Supposed To Is Trying To So Now We're Fighting Each Other™. I recommend activities such as book, or potentially instrument if you like instrument, or even do talk on phone.
January 5, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I've needed to prep for my next DnD campaign anyways, so it's been nice to not want to be online too much.
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Putting out a call for the 4th Annual Vulture Stunt Awards. If you're a filmmaker, actor, stunt pro, critic, etc please DM me and I'll get you a ballot ASAP. We have to keep the voting industry-based though so please don't take it personally if I can't get you one. Anyhow, hit me up!
January 2, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Putting out a call for the 4th Annual Vulture Stunt Awards. If you're a filmmaker, actor, stunt pro, critic, etc please DM me and I'll get you a ballot ASAP. We have to keep the voting industry-based though so please don't take it personally if I can't get you one. Anyhow, hit me up!
The man at the liquor store said "see you in 2026!" And so, as a joke, I murdered him.
December 31, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The man at the liquor store said "see you in 2026!" And so, as a joke, I murdered him.
I dream to see this in a theatrical environment with a crowd some day.
For the last film I’ll review in 2025, and to set the tone for heading into 2026, I rewatched One Cut Of The Dead. 🎥
#FilmSky
#FilmSky
One Cut of the Dead
“Pom!”
jonathanhansen.ghost.io
December 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I dream to see this in a theatrical environment with a crowd some day.
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For the last film I’ll review in 2025, and to set the tone for heading into 2026, I rewatched One Cut Of The Dead. 🎥
#FilmSky
#FilmSky
One Cut of the Dead
“Pom!”
jonathanhansen.ghost.io
December 31, 2025 at 7:28 PM
For the last film I’ll review in 2025, and to set the tone for heading into 2026, I rewatched One Cut Of The Dead. 🎥
#FilmSky
#FilmSky
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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
December 31, 2024 at 12:21 PM
31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.
How I'm walking out of 2025
December 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
How I'm walking out of 2025
An interesting fun fact about GREMLINS 2 is that it's the greatest motion picture in film history.
December 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
An interesting fun fact about GREMLINS 2 is that it's the greatest motion picture in film history.
Today with in-laws: pulled pork, meatballs, collards, mac n cheese, corn pudding
Tomorrow, just us: French toast, mulled wine, cheese and crackers, all day. Also leftovers from today.
Sat with my family: Italian food -- I'm bringing caprese salad
Tomorrow, just us: French toast, mulled wine, cheese and crackers, all day. Also leftovers from today.
Sat with my family: Italian food -- I'm bringing caprese salad
Tell me about your holiday menus (today, tomorrow, or otherwise if you observe or celebrate something else)!
December 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Today with in-laws: pulled pork, meatballs, collards, mac n cheese, corn pudding
Tomorrow, just us: French toast, mulled wine, cheese and crackers, all day. Also leftovers from today.
Sat with my family: Italian food -- I'm bringing caprese salad
Tomorrow, just us: French toast, mulled wine, cheese and crackers, all day. Also leftovers from today.
Sat with my family: Italian food -- I'm bringing caprese salad
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up there with this classic:
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odysseus: we now set out on our odyssey.
sailor: [raising hand] what's an odyssey?
odysseus: a long journey named after the only survivor.
sailor: oh ok wait what.
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December 24, 2025 at 1:34 AM
up there with this classic:
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watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
December 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
watching my favorite christmas movie and what is possibly the great american comedy about class and race
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I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I need an IV drip of terrible influencers being boxed back into the Stone Age, please and thank you
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
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no thanks, i'm married already
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no thanks, i'm married already
December 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
...
no thanks, i'm married already
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no thanks, i'm married already
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Vought is one of the top three or four enemies of the Constitution & American democracy. His removal from power is one of the highest priorities for any project of checking the dictatorship's lawless wielding of the vast powers of the state
Russ Vought set out to ensure a second Trump term would not be hampered by checks and balances:
“I don’t want President Trump having to lose a moment of time having fights in the Oval Office about whether something is legal or doable or moral.”
(Published October w/ @newyorker.com)
“I don’t want President Trump having to lose a moment of time having fights in the Oval Office about whether something is legal or doable or moral.”
(Published October w/ @newyorker.com)
Russell Vought, Trump’s Shadow President
From the wholesale gutting of federal agencies to the ongoing government shutdown, Russell Vought has drawn the road map for Trump’s second term. Vought has consolidated power to an extent that inside...
www.propublica.org
December 19, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Vought is one of the top three or four enemies of the Constitution & American democracy. His removal from power is one of the highest priorities for any project of checking the dictatorship's lawless wielding of the vast powers of the state
Cheese really DOES your body gouda!
Finally, some good news abcnews.go.com/Health/high-...
High-fat cheese, cream linked to lower risk of dementia: Study
People who regularly ate higher-fat cheese and cream had a lower risk of dementia over 25 years, while low-fat dairy and other dairy foods showed no clear association.
abcnews.go.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Cheese really DOES your body gouda!
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scrooge: you there boy! what day is today?
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
First trailer for Steven Spielberg’s Disclosure Day 👀
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
In theaters on June 12, 2026.
December 16, 2025 at 5:07 PM
scrooge: you there boy! what day is today?
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*
boy: why it's disclosure day!
scrooge: *unnerving clicking noises*