Jonathan Hansen
@jonathanhansen.bsky.social
Last of the V-8 Interceptors. He/Him. Pop Culture, Politics, and an undying hatred of Trumpers and their white enablers. No friend of fandom. 280,132nd person on Bluesky. Occasionally surly. “Che la mia ferita sia mortale.”
https://jonathanhansen.ghost.io
https://jonathanhansen.ghost.io
The Snyder Cut.
Its existence basically took the wind out those assholes’ sail for good.
Its existence basically took the wind out those assholes’ sail for good.
What movie are you most thankful for? (not necessarily your favorite!)
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
The Snyder Cut.
Its existence basically took the wind out those assholes’ sail for good.
Its existence basically took the wind out those assholes’ sail for good.
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Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
November 7, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Anti-vaxxers exposing Hays Code ass diseases to the general public is antisocial behavior that at one point would have required compulsory isolation and social exile. Instead, the Raw Milk Typhoid Mary community is allowed to continue their dunderheaded agenda unabated. Unsettles my spirit.
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Dr. Michael
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Dr. Michael
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
"Being Covid-conscious is more than precautions and research. It’s grieving losses no one else will acknowledge, enduring mockery, protecting people who resent you, showing up for community the world says doesn’t matter, and fighting for a future others already declared lost."
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Collective, racist punishment.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Collective, racist punishment.
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If people are being snatched off the street by masked gestapo, and you’re agreeing to set all that aside in order to have nice dinner with, and chat amicably with, the people who helped bring this about, and who support it continuing, then you are a monster too. You are one of them.
Don’t forget about all those white Americans, all those supposed allies, who are eagerly spending the Thanksgiving holidays with their bigot Nazi asshole Trumper loved ones right now. Don’t forget their names. They’re showing you right now who they really are, and which side they’re actually on.
November 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
If people are being snatched off the street by masked gestapo, and you’re agreeing to set all that aside in order to have nice dinner with, and chat amicably with, the people who helped bring this about, and who support it continuing, then you are a monster too. You are one of them.
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I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Green Card Interviews End in Handcuffs for Spouses of U.S. Citizens
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I need everybody to read this and understand what’s going on. These are spouses of US citizens in the country legally. They have entry clearance and green cards, they’ve passed background checks and have no criminal records. ICE is taking them anyway.
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Gift link:
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/26/u...
Did she eat them though?
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Did she eat them though?
My wife and I are hosting #Thanksgiving so that means we are currently colluding on how to make sure that a minimum of leftovers go home with the guests.
November 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My wife and I are hosting #Thanksgiving so that means we are currently colluding on how to make sure that a minimum of leftovers go home with the guests.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
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No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No. The Thing is a movie about a bunch of people who all distrust and hate each other trapped in one building as the tension between them slowly builds until it reaches a breaking point. It's a Thanksgiving movie.
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the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
November 27, 2025 at 1:19 AM
the only time i ever gave back to my community (cinephile dorks whose parents claim they can't see it but we suspect are messing with us a little)
There’s no way for me to say how I hope Mike Johnson decides to deal with all of this pressure, not without me then getting kicked off this site.
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
Speaker 'barely holding it together' and 'crushed by his workload': NYT
House Speaker Mike Johnson (R-La.) made several revealing admissions about the stressful and chaotic nature of his job, according to a recent New York Times report.The Times' Annie Karni wrote in a Wednesday article that Johnson turned what was meant to be an easy interview with a friendly podcast h...
bit.ly
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 AM
There’s no way for me to say how I hope Mike Johnson decides to deal with all of this pressure, not without me then getting kicked off this site.
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Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Mike Johnson whining about how hard it is to have the job of being evil and perpetuating evil is so hilariously wormy
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Not only is food more expensive, it is much more likely to make you sick and harm you, or give your baby botulism
November 27, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Not only is food more expensive, it is much more likely to make you sick and harm you, or give your baby botulism
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
November 27, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Nuzzi is like Trump in this sense: the worst thing about America is not that someone that awful exists, the worst thing is that much of the press promotes and normalizes it for clicks.
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timeline cleaning
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
timeline cleaning
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anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
November 27, 2025 at 12:17 AM
anyway. conde naste should fire Nuzzi, fire the hack editor at vanity fair, reverse its gutting of teen vogue, and apologize to all of us for this nonsense.
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Please do not make me have to defend my trash country because I totally will.
November 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Please do not make me have to defend my trash country because I totally will.
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Also we know it’s because you hate America which is justified but don’t pretend it’s some kind of woke thing. You can just say America sucks, we get it.
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Also we know it’s because you hate America which is justified but don’t pretend it’s some kind of woke thing. You can just say America sucks, we get it.
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This is one of those “yes I get why you’re doing this but also Jesus you’re an insufferable fucking dweeb”
November 24, 2025 at 11:15 AM
This is one of those “yes I get why you’re doing this but also Jesus you’re an insufferable fucking dweeb”
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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This is very bad wjla.com/news/local/s...
3 people, including 2 National Guard troops, hurt in Northwest DC shooting
Metropolitan police are investigating a shooting in Northwest DCOfficers confirmed the gunfire in the area of 17th and I streets Northwest
wjla.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:07 PM
This is very bad wjla.com/news/local/s...
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Article full of "stop being fat" advice after a younger, skinny celebrity has a stroke. Not one acknowledgment of how COVID has wrecked our long-term health.
November 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Article full of "stop being fat" advice after a younger, skinny celebrity has a stroke. Not one acknowledgment of how COVID has wrecked our long-term health.