Jason Ross
@jasonjross.bsky.social
TV writer & novelist (The Daily Show, Tonight Show, President Show, The Amazing Beef Squad: Never Say Die!)
The people who say schools lack rigor in basic subjects like geography are the same people who think Greenland is really this big.
January 14, 2026 at 7:48 PM
The people who say schools lack rigor in basic subjects like geography are the same people who think Greenland is really this big.
I don’t usually speak ill of the dead, but he blocked me on Twitter then kept taking shit about me, so…?
January 13, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I don’t usually speak ill of the dead, but he blocked me on Twitter then kept taking shit about me, so…?
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
Fox Dad either had a change of heart or a stoppage of heart.
December 28, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fox Dad either had a change of heart or a stoppage of heart.
The Free Press reads like if Tucker Carlson was holding a machine gun on the staff of the New York Observer, telling them to stop crying and type.
December 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The Free Press reads like if Tucker Carlson was holding a machine gun on the staff of the New York Observer, telling them to stop crying and type.
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The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
December 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Dunning-Kruger Effect and the Streisand Effect, when merged, become the Bari Weiss Effect
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download your own copy. make this thing samizdat, until CBS is forced to air it.
I'm still able to download it, but just in case I've re-uploaded it here drive.google.com/file/d/1GRcg... and here drive.proton.me/urls/X8C14W3...
December 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
download your own copy. make this thing samizdat, until CBS is forced to air it.
Reposted by Jason Ross
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
WATCH: Segment CBS News Pulled From "60 Minutes"
YouTube video by Phil Lewis
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December 22, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
60 Minutes should give half the airtime to the poop emoji the White House sent them.
December 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
60 Minutes should give half the airtime to the poop emoji the White House sent them.
How much more black can the day get?
December 15, 2025 at 6:16 AM
How much more black can the day get?
Mamet said whenever you have two characters talking about a third, your scene is bullshit.
Seems at least tangentially relevant today.
Seems at least tangentially relevant today.
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Mamet said whenever you have two characters talking about a third, your scene is bullshit.
Seems at least tangentially relevant today.
Seems at least tangentially relevant today.
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It’s striking how many of the most mundane features of American democracy, built centuries ago to protect against remembered tyrants from centuries prior, are still the bulwark against Trumpian fascism, while all the newfangled modern institutions simply collapsed on first contact with him
JUST IN: Assistant U.S. Attorney Jeffrey Snell just confirmed, at the prodding of U.S. Magistrate Judge Keri Holleb Hotaling, that this motion for dismissal followed a "no bill" from a grand jury.
That means the grand jury refused to indict.
That means the grand jury refused to indict.
U.S. prosecutors in Chicago are dropping another case tied to Operation Midway Blitz, "without prejudice."
It's USA v. Nathan Griffin. Below is the motion, followed by excerpts from the complaint.
The feds don't say why they're dropping it, but they had until today to secure an indictment.
It's USA v. Nathan Griffin. Below is the motion, followed by excerpts from the complaint.
The feds don't say why they're dropping it, but they had until today to secure an indictment.
December 10, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s striking how many of the most mundane features of American democracy, built centuries ago to protect against remembered tyrants from centuries prior, are still the bulwark against Trumpian fascism, while all the newfangled modern institutions simply collapsed on first contact with him
Zoom should have a "hard mode" where the name tags disappear.
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Zoom should have a "hard mode" where the name tags disappear.
I asked a bartender for a shot and a chaser and he started showing me Twitter screenshots.
November 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I asked a bartender for a shot and a chaser and he started showing me Twitter screenshots.
So… he blew Bubba.
November 22, 2025 at 2:39 AM
So… he blew Bubba.
New demographic just dropped: gamblers who went to school on Zoom.
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
New demographic just dropped: gamblers who went to school on Zoom.
This headline would have been torn off the flat at my college paper.
November 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
This headline would have been torn off the flat at my college paper.
Wordle 1,596 4/6*
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November 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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I never do this because who cares? But come on.
Wordle 1,576 X/6*
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October 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I never do this because who cares? But come on.
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Nothing but respect to the man my age shaving his own butthole at LA Fitness.
October 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Nothing but respect to the man my age shaving his own butthole at LA Fitness.
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If anything, autism causes Tylenol
September 25, 2025 at 1:19 AM
If anything, autism causes Tylenol
"Blowback" is always a weakass word choice. Here, it's especially bad. To the extent it means anything, it's attached to some incitement: "Blowback for ___."
What's the incitement here? Cracking jokes about the President? We have better words for that kind of blowback.
What's the incitement here? Cracking jokes about the President? We have better words for that kind of blowback.
September 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
"Blowback" is always a weakass word choice. Here, it's especially bad. To the extent it means anything, it's attached to some incitement: "Blowback for ___."
What's the incitement here? Cracking jokes about the President? We have better words for that kind of blowback.
What's the incitement here? Cracking jokes about the President? We have better words for that kind of blowback.
My attorney: "Well-wishes are truly appreciated. However, Mr. Ross asks that we respect his and his family's privacy as they absorb this news and decide how to proceed in a way worthy of their good fortune."
September 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
My attorney: "Well-wishes are truly appreciated. However, Mr. Ross asks that we respect his and his family's privacy as they absorb this news and decide how to proceed in a way worthy of their good fortune."
"This feels professional to me" is never something I've said while watching Greg Gutfeld.
September 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"This feels professional to me" is never something I've said while watching Greg Gutfeld.
Social media taking a victory lap for making Phillies Karen famous. But she never would have behaved so arrogantly if social media hadn’t taught her how.
September 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Social media taking a victory lap for making Phillies Karen famous. But she never would have behaved so arrogantly if social media hadn’t taught her how.