Instead of hats, she throws heads.

All it took…

“That’s Allen for you. But he’s usually not at the putting things on his head, ‘get me, I’m drunk as a trunk’ stage until later in the party.”

Seems that no matter what intervention takes place while away, we lose most plants on summer vacation. They’re like, “Well, if those giants are not even going to stay here in this heat, what are we sticking around for? Basil, out.” [SHRIVEL, WILT, DIE]

They were bun-and-done.

They really aren’t that different, if I remember. Certainly they both have a character named El Guapo.

My fears for the afterlife include that watching this would be the exciting part of a “day.”

Or maybe you mean BS?

(LOOKS UP FROM SCREEN)
It’s begun. The attacks. They’re happening.
(PICKS UP RED PHONE)

“Shoot Foot”

It took me until this to get their name. Now I just feel offal.
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Bonci?

Their dad is not going to like what I’m about to tell him about Olestra. Hornik men about to go 0-for-Easter.

Can’t type right now. Motion would mar the lower back tattoo I’m getting right now.