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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · 9d

“That’s Allen for you. But he’s usually not at the putting things on his head, ‘get me, I’m drunk as a trunk’ stage until later in the party.”

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · 9d

No, we can’t cut this to stay off the sidewalk .. but nonetheless, you should watch yourself there.

A large tree limb downed on a sidewalk is helpfully topped with a traffic cone to “warn” passersby.

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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Aug 17

Seems that no matter what intervention takes place while away, we lose most plants on summer vacation. They’re like, “Well, if those giants are not even going to stay here in this heat, what are we sticking around for? Basil, out.” [SHRIVEL, WILT, DIE]

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Aug 4

Yet another “for want of Oxford commas someone fell into the Phantom Zone” sermon? FINE, WE GET IT, AND YOU CAN STOP

Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · Aug 3

no one ever comes back

An interior view of a shoe store or department featuring a sign that reads "DON'T Enter Mirror" on a mirror covering a wall.

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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 30

They were bun-and-done.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 15

They really aren’t that different, if I remember. Certainly they both have a character named El Guapo.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 8

My fears for the afterlife include that watching this would be the exciting part of a “day.”

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 5

Or maybe you mean BS?

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 4

One tile. Sixty-two points. Stolen from me because of some nonsense about “no acronyms.”

Scrabble board where “Q” is on the verge of placement in a Triple Letter Score square that would complete “IQ” and “EQ” WHICH ARE TOTALLY WORDS HUMAN PEOPLE USE.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jul 4

(LOOKS UP FROM SCREEN)
It’s begun. The attacks. They’re happening.
(PICKS UP RED PHONE)

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jun 29

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

V.C. Andrews’ Flowers in the Butthole

Ali Davis @alidavis.bsky.social · Jun 29

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

And Then There Were Buttholes

Lauren Flans @laurenflans.bsky.social · Jun 29

Ruin a book’s title by replacing one word with butthole:

Their Eyes Were Watching Butthole

(i'm sorry)

SchoolHouse Rock - No More Kings

Reposted by Jason Meyer

Brian Jay Jones @brianjayjones.com · Jun 11

Lynne Ahrens was a 22 year old guitar-playing secretary/copywriter at the advertising firm of McCaffrey & McCall when she was asked by producer George Newell if she’d like to contribute songs to the new Schoolhouse Rock project.

She wrote and sang “No More Kings.”

Think of her this weekend.

YouTube video by tennesseejed93

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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Jun 4

Always with the paddles, this place.

Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · Jun 3

A closed Catholic church is becoming an indoor pickleball facility. blockclubchi.co/4kTzntD

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · May 25

When I say "Chicago" I don't mean "The Bear", I mean like Magikist.

Jeremy Hornik @jeremyhornik.bsky.social · May 25

When I say "Chicago" I don't mean "The Bear", I mean like the Artists of the Wall benches at Loyola Beach

Aaron Cynic @aaroncynic.bsky.social · May 25

When i say "Chicago" I don't mean "the Bear" I mean like the bathrooms in the Fireside Bowl.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · May 25

“Shoot Foot”

Heiruspecs · A Tiger Dancing · Song · 2004

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · May 25

It took me until this to get their name. Now I just feel offal.
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Something For Nothing

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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · May 21

Bonci?

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Apr 25

Tom and Tom regret trusting TomTom.

Agatha Chocolats @agathachocolats.bsky.social · Apr 25

In six words or fewer, write a story about this photo.
#sixwordstory #WritingCommmunity #writing #prompt

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Apr 21

Their dad is not going to like what I’m about to tell him about Olestra. Hornik men about to go 0-for-Easter.

Fox News host throws ax, hits drummer

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Mar 27

Above all, maintain clean CHOPSEC.
youtu.be/pMrVdFnjEjs?...

YouTube video by CNN

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Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Mar 19

Can’t type right now. Motion would mar the lower back tattoo I’m getting right now.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Mar 19

Like my goal to be this generation’s Babe Ruth? Some say it’s delusion, but I call it Bambition.

Jason Meyer @jasonmeyer.bsky.social · Mar 13

It was indeed thrilling to hear this badly needed level of “no, please be specific” and not letting go.

Evan Hill @evanhill.bsky.social · Mar 13

Some pretty stunning answers here from DHS Deputy Secretary Troy Edgar in today's interview with NPR's Michel Martin, in which Edgar equates pro-Palestinian protests with terrorist activity and can't point to any crime committed by Mahmoud Khalil: npr.org/2025/03/13/n...