Jason Sclar
@jasonsclar.bsky.social
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jasonsclar.bsky.social
Waiting for him to start swearing revenge on the six fingered man like Mandy Patinkin in the Princess Bride
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mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social
We are changing our antifa secret handshake to slap-slap-fistbump-fistbump. Then you snap your fingers once, eat everyone's pets, and make everyone within 50' instantly become trans. Pass it along.
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edsbs.bsky.social
I’m not body shaming but I’m also honest this Texas boy is gonna roll through Portillo’s once and switch allegiances
Daaaaaaaa bearssss
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zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
I grew up going to Zabar's. So many of my childhood memories center around the best lox in NYC (which is saying something). With Saul Zabar's passing today, the Upper West Side has lost a legend who turned his parent's humble store into a culinary institution.
Saul Zabar, Smoked Fish Czar of Upper West Side, Dies at 97
www.nytimes.com
jasonsclar.bsky.social
My read on MTG is that she’s out there and has abhorrent beliefs but they are sincere as compared to the majority of her colleagues who are position taking as convenient. I think she is genuinely shocked to realize they are not fellow travelers.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
Agree, with that last point particularly. The main constituency I know for the 2SS are liberal American Jews who have not thought too deeply about it but don't like the status quo and also believe it is important to have a Jewish state.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
They understand, but they think that Democrats won't penalize them for anything they did during the Trump years and it is, therefore, costless, to them to go along.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
They are betting on the actuarial tables because grappling with him refusing to leave office will throw a lot of their prior assumptions out the window and they are not ready for that
jasonsclar.bsky.social
His brain is a pile of congealed noodles. You can ask him anything and he’ll say that he’s looking into it. “Should we have a blood sacrifice of Chuck Schumer and feed his entrails to Stephen Miller on PPV live from the Oval Office?” “We’re looking into that strongly. You’ll know in two weeks”
jasonsclar.bsky.social
I worry that it’s recency but I have a hard time thinking of a Michigan player I enjoyed watching more in my lifetime.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
I am so ready for another round of this game
atrupar.com
Trump has not been seen in public since Tuesday and has no public events on his calendar today
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
It’s so fucking funny that we’re still getting five NYT op-eds a week calling for the left to tone down their rhetoric
davidcorn.bsky.social
Remember when Hillary Clinton called some Trump supporters “deplorable“?
jasonsclar.bsky.social
Too big to wear cool Japanese made stuff sucks. UES is the most big guy friendly. Indigofera isn’t made in Japan but caters to large Viking descended Scandinavians so they have larger sizes.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
Real McCoys make the best stuff. Even something as seemingly simple as their loopwheel sweatshirts and pants are an order of magnitude better than most of what is out there.Their dedication to repro is absolutely unparalleled.
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edsbs.bsky.social
All you would need to know about any of this is that when I talked to actual private equity people I was told “I don’t know why people do business with us either“
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edsbs.bsky.social
You’re gonna see a lot of grandiloquent galaxy-brained “this makes business sense” arguments but a PE relationship means inviting a partner whose explicit role is to hand you cash for the privilege of laying an egg in your chest
jasonsclar.bsky.social
The microtransactions are going to be wild.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
If I learned anything from @greenwell.bsky.social’s excellent book it’s that this is not going to end well for EA
jasonschreier.bsky.social
It’s official: EA is going private.

The leveraged buyout will be financed by a staggering $20 billion of debt, which likely means some *aggressive* cost cutting is ahead for EA in the coming months and years.

www.businesswire.com/news/home/20...
www.businesswire.com
jasonsclar.bsky.social
Yes. Authentic and not pandering in the dumbest way possible. As a Mets fan I’d have more respect if he said he was a Yankees fan and thought the Mets were a bunch of perennial losers who he was ashamed to share the city with
Eric Adams in his incredibly stupid Mets/Yankees hat
jasonsclar.bsky.social
After this season I need an offseason. It was like watching a slow motion extended multi month version of 2007
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michaelhobbes.bsky.social
It also feels notable that this behavior reportedly alienated all of Jahn's real-life friends. On some level it must be a coping mechanism for some sort of deeper depression or disconnection. These guys are falling an abyss and end up tumbling into weird corners of the internet.
jasonsclar.bsky.social
He was always a power hungry weirdo. We just didn’t see the vileness when he attached himself to Amy Chua and Peter Thiel. That don’t come out until he fashioned himself into Trumps remora
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
Pregnant woman holding a crying 2-year-old: Wait, why I can't I get Tylenol?

Pharmacist: Well, a steroidal recovering heroin addict with a whale carcass and this mommy blogger...

Woman: Are you serious?

Pharmacist: I'm allowed to sell you this thing that won't address your symptoms if you'd like.