Jason Wright ❌👑
@jasontwright.bsky.social
Father, destroyer of worlds, woodworker, forensic accountant (in that order)
The Wieners Circle is undefeated
December 21, 2025 at 2:12 PM
The Wieners Circle is undefeated
“In a recent podcast interview, for instance, he said that women were not able to compartmentalize their thoughts, and that the member whom he would trust most to cook him Thanksgiving dinner was Representative Lisa McClain of Michigan.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
Republican Anger Erupts at Johnson as Party Frets About Future
www.nytimes.com
December 6, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“In a recent podcast interview, for instance, he said that women were not able to compartmentalize their thoughts, and that the member whom he would trust most to cook him Thanksgiving dinner was Representative Lisa McClain of Michigan.”
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...
Steven Cheung has to be an incel. There’s no other explanation.
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Steven Cheung has to be an incel. There’s no other explanation.
He’s not even whistling anymore.
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
He’s not even whistling anymore.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Sitting U.S. Senator going hard
November 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sitting U.S. Senator going hard
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
BREAKING: Comey case dismissed without prejudice. Halligan invalidly appointed, judge rules. storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...
November 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Who you calling Piggy?
November 22, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Who you calling Piggy?
If it’s what you say I love it
Pro tip:
With Chief Judge Boasberg moving full steam ahead on finding which US officials were responsible for ordering defiance of his order...
And whistleblower most likely to testify...
Here's where this is heading in significant part:
www.justsecurity.org/116777/bove-...
With Chief Judge Boasberg moving full steam ahead on finding which US officials were responsible for ordering defiance of his order...
And whistleblower most likely to testify...
Here's where this is heading in significant part:
www.justsecurity.org/116777/bove-...
Whistleblower Documents Implicate Emil Bove in Criminal Contempt Order by Chief Judge Boasberg
Email released by whistleblower would presumably implicate Bove in the “contumacious conduct” identified by Chief Judge Boasberg.
www.justsecurity.org
November 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
If it’s what you say I love it
The only thing outshining the malice is the incompetence.
NEWS: During a hearing in federal court in VA, prosecutors confirmed that the operative indictment in the case against James Comey was never shown to or voted on by the entire grand jury before it was presented in open court.
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
Defense counsel argued that’s a complete bar to further prosecution
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The only thing outshining the malice is the incompetence.
WTF is the “Miracle Mile Shopping Center”? I frequent the Magnificent Mile, which is a stretch of Michigan Avenue with a bustling retail and tourist area in Chicago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Call in the troops to solve the commercial real estate crisis in our swanky downtown cores
You can’t make this shit up, folks
You can’t make this shit up, folks
November 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
WTF is the “Miracle Mile Shopping Center”? I frequent the Magnificent Mile, which is a stretch of Michigan Avenue with a bustling retail and tourist area in Chicago ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
November 8, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Hoo Hoo Hoo Hoosiers!
Dems in array!
I guess the plan to have Mike Johnson lie in shutdown press conferences every day for 3 weeks didn’t work out.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Dems in array!
They’re not sending us their best!
NBC News finds that:
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
-- ICE has shortened its training from 13 weeks to six.
-- Nearly half of recruits couldn’t pass an open-book written exam.
-- Recruits "are supposed to attest" they can pass the physical-fitness test, which requires them to run ... 6 mph.
www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Some new ICE recruits have shown up to training without full vetting
The recruits have had criminal backgrounds or failed drug tests or were unable to meet physical or academic standards, raising concerns about the agency’s rush to hire immigration officers, sources to...
www.nbcnews.com
October 23, 2025 at 5:02 PM
They’re not sending us their best!
I’m not sure Soros can afford to pay all those people
October 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I’m not sure Soros can afford to pay all those people
Antifa is the new red scare
Glenn Beck says that after he aired a show on Antifa, FBI agents acting on the behest of Kash Patel came to get tips. Here's who the segment targeted, largely through strained connections and guilt by association: www.mediamatters.org/glenn-beck/g...
October 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Antifa is the new red scare
Holy. Fracking. Shit.
October 16, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Holy. Fracking. Shit.
Welcome to Trump’s dystopia. I took my daughters to Amsterdam and the Anne Frank museum two years ago. JFC I can’t believe we’re experiencing similar persecution here in the US.
During a military-style raid on a building in Chicago’s South Shore, one resident heard a knock on his door.
It wasn’t the feds — it was a mom and her 7-year-old daughter, pleading for help.
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
He let them hide in his unit for the next 3 days.
chicago.suntimes.com/immigration/...
Neighbor shielded 7-year-old during South Shore federal raid: ‘I didn’t want them to take her’
During the Sept. 30 raid one tenant protected a terrified girl and her mom. Remnants at the complex, including a detailed map of all the units, offer clues to what authorities may have known before th...
chicago.suntimes.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Welcome to Trump’s dystopia. I took my daughters to Amsterdam and the Anne Frank museum two years ago. JFC I can’t believe we’re experiencing similar persecution here in the US.
I’m old enough to remember Republicans melting down when *then former* President Clinton was seen *speaking* to his attorney general on the tarmac in Phoenix. Republicans now: 🦗🦗🦗
“America is now in a dangerous period, in which the president can order investigations and indictments against his enemies,” the editorial board writes.
Opinion | James Comey. Letitia James. Who’s Next?
America is now in a dangerous period, in which the president can order investigations and indictments against his enemies.
nyti.ms
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I’m old enough to remember Republicans melting down when *then former* President Clinton was seen *speaking* to his attorney general on the tarmac in Phoenix. Republicans now: 🦗🦗🦗
Junior Goebbels is really going full out Nazi.
October 4, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Junior Goebbels is really going full out Nazi.
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Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..
September 11, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Jules, this is Brian. Listen, I'm on an airplane that's been hijacked. If things don't go well, and it's not looking good, I just want you to know I absolutely love you. I want you to do good, go have good times. Same to my parents and everybody, and I just totally love you, and I'll see you when ..
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This is the president of the United States?
This is the president of the United States?
Trump: "Vladimir Putin said something- one of the most interesting things. He said 'your election was rigged because you have mail in voting. It's impossible to have mail in voting & have honest elections.' He said that to me because we talked about 2020. He said, 'you won that election by so much'"
August 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Holy. Fucking. Shit.
This is the president of the United States?
This is the president of the United States?
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Senate, Rejecting Whistle-Blower Alarms, Confirms Bove to Appeals Court www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Senate, Rejecting Whistle-Blower Alarms, Confirms Bove to Appeals Court www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Senate, Rejecting Whistle-Blower Alarms, Confirms Bove to Appeals Court
www.nytimes.com
July 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Un. Fucking. Believable.
Senate, Rejecting Whistle-Blower Alarms, Confirms Bove to Appeals Court www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
Senate, Rejecting Whistle-Blower Alarms, Confirms Bove to Appeals Court www.nytimes.com/2025/07/29/u...
In the realm of things I could care less about, this the one I care least about.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos are officially married after a lavish ceremony in Venice.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez Bezos Are Officially Married in Venice
The world’s third-richest man married the self-declared "luckiest woman on the planet" in a spectacular, star-studded Italian affair.
www.vanityfair.com
June 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
In the realm of things I could care less about, this the one I care least about.
Amazing
June 15, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Amazing