I don't use iplayer. I spend all day sitting in front of my computer and it's a nice change to sit in another room with a cat on my lap and watch actual TV.

I am personally dreading this wretched holiday. Unless there's a major bust-up it'll be no fun. #TheArchers One divorce, one I'm-never-speaking-to- you-again, and one murder, or at least an attempted murder. I don't ask for much.

#BBC4 is putting out lots of old stuff, much of which is great - superb actors, audible dialogue. 'The Edge of Darkness' on Saturday evenings is terrific.

I thought bullocks were neutered young blokes. I could be wrong - unless #TheArchers has held a seminar on it, my knowledge comes out of thin air.

Not sure Amber does these things either. She's too busy, what with work and influencing and rearranging her eyelashes. #TheArchers. Not sure she's thought out the full implications of this engagement.

The 6th of January guided tour of the Capitol for concerned citizens. #r4today

It could just be that George is not a masterchef and she's slowly realising she's made a big mistake. Life with an angry, complaining, bored, juvenile ex-convict is not the romantic dream she thought it would be. #TheArchers