Javanse
@javanse.bsky.social
Obnoxious German speaking a-bit-Ashkenazi Ukrainian from the southeastern right-bank of Dnepr. Manager. Salesman. Teacher. Musician. Alleswisser-Besserwisser. Living in Kyiv since 2010.
Ternopyl, Ukraine.
Hey alt-conservative Yankees: Tell me again about how ruskies are "protecting Christian and family values".
Hey alt-conservative Yankees: Tell me again about how ruskies are "protecting Christian and family values".
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Ternopyl, Ukraine.
Hey alt-conservative Yankees: Tell me again about how ruskies are "protecting Christian and family values".
Hey alt-conservative Yankees: Tell me again about how ruskies are "protecting Christian and family values".
If it turns out, that 40%(very optimistic) of worker productivity increase is not enough to cover 3000% of expected financial growth - we will be fucked like it's 1999
November 6, 2025 at 9:31 AM
If it turns out, that 40%(very optimistic) of worker productivity increase is not enough to cover 3000% of expected financial growth - we will be fucked like it's 1999
Sorry, this is an idiotic post. That's a mobile fire group (better than trying to hit a subsonic wing with F35 while putting the pilots in danger of hitting debris btw) and the swamp is the only place that is still adequately protected. Here's a recent OSINT analysis on a map.
October 27, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Sorry, this is an idiotic post. That's a mobile fire group (better than trying to hit a subsonic wing with F35 while putting the pilots in danger of hitting debris btw) and the swamp is the only place that is still adequately protected. Here's a recent OSINT analysis on a map.
Everyone is pretty snappy and annoyed in Kyiv today. Actually a big deal, this does not seem to be an especially unusual air raid night.. but it hit most people hard. Don't know why. I'm staying positive, but my positivity-juice is almost empty 😁
October 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Everyone is pretty snappy and annoyed in Kyiv today. Actually a big deal, this does not seem to be an especially unusual air raid night.. but it hit most people hard. Don't know why. I'm staying positive, but my positivity-juice is almost empty 😁
WHAT!? Is that a neck beard I see one on one of the nerds!?!?! Scrap the whole project! We'll just send in Hegseth with a bayonet after those pesky drones.
October 6, 2025 at 6:46 AM
WHAT!? Is that a neck beard I see one on one of the nerds!?!?! Scrap the whole project! We'll just send in Hegseth with a bayonet after those pesky drones.
I wonder.. Whatever happened to this beer? It used to be quite popular in Ukraine. Haven't seen it for a while.
October 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
I wonder.. Whatever happened to this beer? It used to be quite popular in Ukraine. Haven't seen it for a while.
On the other hand.. does the Donald have a portrait like this on his gold-plated bathroom wall? Cmon "party of Lincoln". You are not a true banana republic until you do!
kor.ill.in.ua/m/610x0/1359...
kor.ill.in.ua/m/610x0/1359...
September 30, 2025 at 6:18 PM
On the other hand.. does the Donald have a portrait like this on his gold-plated bathroom wall? Cmon "party of Lincoln". You are not a true banana republic until you do!
kor.ill.in.ua/m/610x0/1359...
kor.ill.in.ua/m/610x0/1359...
Surprisingly, there are only 2 versions to choose from @darthputinkgb.bsky.social
September 13, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Surprisingly, there are only 2 versions to choose from @darthputinkgb.bsky.social
So, my intuition was right 🤣
It isn't.
It isn't.
September 13, 2025 at 7:42 AM
So, my intuition was right 🤣
It isn't.
It isn't.
September 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
"The Ukrainians must be looking at NATO and shaking their heads in disbelief." We are posting memes and if anything are surprised about how strong the reaction has been. It has been more than some suit being "deeply concerned" on TV and Twitter, which is all one would normally expect.
September 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
"The Ukrainians must be looking at NATO and shaking their heads in disbelief." We are posting memes and if anything are surprised about how strong the reaction has been. It has been more than some suit being "deeply concerned" on TV and Twitter, which is all one would normally expect.
Ukrainian memes in light of another border block by certain Polish goups.
September 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Ukrainian memes in light of another border block by certain Polish goups.
Oh, my bad.. here's the answer from the US of A.
September 4, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Oh, my bad.. here's the answer from the US of A.
The Communist Politburo is sending a message. Too bad there is no one in the US or EU to receive or give a firm answer. This century is going to suuuuck ...
September 4, 2025 at 1:14 PM
The Communist Politburo is sending a message. Too bad there is no one in the US or EU to receive or give a firm answer. This century is going to suuuuck ...
They've killed a lot of people including former allies, expended a lot of blood and resources, sacrificed a lot over decades and all of this.. to get a new Politburo, but this time one that's not from moskau, but from Beijing 🤣
September 1, 2025 at 10:56 AM
They've killed a lot of people including former allies, expended a lot of blood and resources, sacrificed a lot over decades and all of this.. to get a new Politburo, but this time one that's not from moskau, but from Beijing 🤣
Happy Independence Day 🫡
August 24, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy Independence Day 🫡
August 24, 1991 the Verkhovna Rada of the Ukrainian SSR convened an extraordinary session, where the MPs adopted the Act of Declaration of Independence of Ukraine, re-establishing the full independence of Ukraine (321 ayes, 2 nays, and 6 abstentions, out of 360 attendants).
August 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
August 24, 1991 the Verkhovna Rada of the Ukrainian SSR convened an extraordinary session, where the MPs adopted the Act of Declaration of Independence of Ukraine, re-establishing the full independence of Ukraine (321 ayes, 2 nays, and 6 abstentions, out of 360 attendants).
Альо шеф!? Шеф! Всьо пропало! Параход уходит, гипс снимают!!
August 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Альо шеф!? Шеф! Всьо пропало! Параход уходит, гипс снимают!!
Expectations. Reality.
August 17, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Expectations. Reality.
Wow. I do forget sometimes, that the US used to be a serious country. RIP
August 9, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Wow. I do forget sometimes, that the US used to be a serious country. RIP
Anybody with any experience being in Soviet/rusky armed forces can attest, that reports coming directly up the chain of command are meaningless. Best illustrated with the classic soviet joke:
August 3, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Anybody with any experience being in Soviet/rusky armed forces can attest, that reports coming directly up the chain of command are meaningless. Best illustrated with the classic soviet joke:
Ukrainian memes right now 😆
July 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Ukrainian memes right now 😆