Javier Garcia
@javiergarcia.bsky.social
I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter.
That is my solemn vow.
That is my solemn vow.
Your Highnessship
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Your Highnessship
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
If that’s not his tongue then I’m a burlesque dancer
November 26, 2025 at 2:40 PM
If that’s not his tongue then I’m a burlesque dancer
This gives me a warm glow...
November 24, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This gives me a warm glow...
FUCK OFF WITH THE "BORIS" BOLLOCKS #BBC #QuestionTime
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 PM
FUCK OFF WITH THE "BORIS" BOLLOCKS #BBC #QuestionTime
Sadly a large minority of morons have the same number of votes as I have so they wouldn't either notice nor care... but F**k Sadiq, or some such horseshit
November 21, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Sadly a large minority of morons have the same number of votes as I have so they wouldn't either notice nor care... but F**k Sadiq, or some such horseshit
It's not a party mate, it's a limited company
These lunatics need to be properly investigated
These lunatics need to be properly investigated
November 21, 2025 at 2:05 PM
It's not a party mate, it's a limited company
These lunatics need to be properly investigated
These lunatics need to be properly investigated
It’s like nobody knew what an unmitigated disaster Johnson was for the country even before the pandemic
Don’t make the same mistake again and elect another racist in Farage ffs
Don’t make the same mistake again and elect another racist in Farage ffs
November 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
It’s like nobody knew what an unmitigated disaster Johnson was for the country even before the pandemic
Don’t make the same mistake again and elect another racist in Farage ffs
Don’t make the same mistake again and elect another racist in Farage ffs
November 18, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Still happening today
November 18, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Still happening today
She was on the Antiques Roadshow this evening hawking some disgusting ceramic cat that looked a bit like her ex...
November 16, 2025 at 8:55 PM
She was on the Antiques Roadshow this evening hawking some disgusting ceramic cat that looked a bit like her ex...
Bovino...
From the latin via French - Bovine
I prefer someone inert or stupid
All of the above to be fair
From the latin via French - Bovine
I prefer someone inert or stupid
All of the above to be fair
November 14, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Bovino...
From the latin via French - Bovine
I prefer someone inert or stupid
All of the above to be fair
From the latin via French - Bovine
I prefer someone inert or stupid
All of the above to be fair
I have a transcript
November 13, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I have a transcript
Same - it adds context, here's Fox News
November 13, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Same - it adds context, here's Fox News
Which, of course, assumes they've seen all 20,000 pieces of evidence 🤡🤡🤡
November 12, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Which, of course, assumes they've seen all 20,000 pieces of evidence 🤡🤡🤡
You didn't want any sleep, did [email protected]
November 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
You didn't want any sleep, did [email protected]
BBC Newsnight here in the UK 👌
November 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
BBC Newsnight here in the UK 👌
A cult, in other words
November 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
A cult, in other words
I often cite this example from the last episode of Kuennsberg before the summer recess and the deliberate choice of still despite the political credentials of the other guests that day
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I often cite this example from the last episode of Kuennsberg before the summer recess and the deliberate choice of still despite the political credentials of the other guests that day