Javier Garcia
@javiergarcia.bsky.social
I will only post useful things that a) might help people or b) make them soil themselves with laughter.
That is my solemn vow.
That is my solemn vow.
It would expose the massive con that it is?
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It would expose the massive con that it is?
ffs - the type of open goal missed that would make Ronnie Rosenthal blush
November 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
ffs - the type of open goal missed that would make Ronnie Rosenthal blush
What the hell...
November 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
What the hell...
It’s worth every penny for what Grandpa Rapey and Great Uncle Nonce went through in the 1940’s
November 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s worth every penny for what Grandpa Rapey and Great Uncle Nonce went through in the 1940’s
His suit matches his cirrhosis
Which is lovely
Which is lovely
November 28, 2025 at 4:59 PM
His suit matches his cirrhosis
Which is lovely
Which is lovely
I like how his jacket matches his cirrhosis
November 28, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I like how his jacket matches his cirrhosis
Your Highnessship
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
November 28, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Your Highnessship
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
Has Bunty been at the photoshop again?
I've found the original and you need to have some stern words with her...
Lady in Waiting for you to be arrested, methinks
At what stage does the National Guard say "nope, not having it"
November 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
At what stage does the National Guard say "nope, not having it"
Real shame that Farridge doesn't know him either
November 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Real shame that Farridge doesn't know him either
A fraction of a faction is messy
November 28, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A fraction of a faction is messy
0.666 recurring of factions per MP
Come on lads, let's round it up to an nice 1:1
Come on lads, let's round it up to an nice 1:1
November 28, 2025 at 3:21 PM
0.666 recurring of factions per MP
Come on lads, let's round it up to an nice 1:1
Come on lads, let's round it up to an nice 1:1
They could have easily chosen Heston Blumenhtal ffs...
November 28, 2025 at 3:18 PM
They could have easily chosen Heston Blumenhtal ffs...
As much blubber too
November 28, 2025 at 3:17 PM
As much blubber too
Can we give the orange fella back to The Apprentice please and thank you
November 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Can we give the orange fella back to The Apprentice please and thank you
That slop looks minging
November 27, 2025 at 4:02 PM
That slop looks minging
Tinned tomatoes and dry toast - the perfect analogy
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Tinned tomatoes and dry toast - the perfect analogy
What a ghoul...
Suspect she'll have her regular slot on Question Time soon where she pretends she's reasonable "coming to you this week from the German city of Munich - a city where Adolf Hitler began his meteoric political career"
Suspect she'll have her regular slot on Question Time soon where she pretends she's reasonable "coming to you this week from the German city of Munich - a city where Adolf Hitler began his meteoric political career"
November 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
What a ghoul...
Suspect she'll have her regular slot on Question Time soon where she pretends she's reasonable "coming to you this week from the German city of Munich - a city where Adolf Hitler began his meteoric political career"
Suspect she'll have her regular slot on Question Time soon where she pretends she's reasonable "coming to you this week from the German city of Munich - a city where Adolf Hitler began his meteoric political career"