Holly Jolly Uncle Ian 👼⭐️🎄
@jawabreaker.bsky.social
Proud Stepfather, Husband, and Jaguars/Kraken fan.
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🎵This is not a song
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
This is a revival
A revival
This is not a death
This is us waking
This is a return back to life
Oh your life all I'm living for
Your life in my life oh it's life that I'm dying for🎵
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It's Spotify Wrapped Day! You know that means there is an Apple Music user trying to figure out how to make it about them.
December 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
It's Spotify Wrapped Day! You know that means there is an Apple Music user trying to figure out how to make it about them.
Yeah, this checks out.
December 3, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Yeah, this checks out.
December 3, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When your phone craps out and you have to factory reset and restore from backup, but it doesn't restore any of your 3 MFA apps with all the linked accounts for work/school/life.
a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with his eyes closed
media.tenor.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
When your phone craps out and you have to factory reset and restore from backup, but it doesn't restore any of your 3 MFA apps with all the linked accounts for work/school/life.
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1. This is not what fog of war means.
2. There is no war
3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over
4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.
2. There is no war
3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over
4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.
Q: So you didn't see any survivors after that first strike?
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
HEGSETH: I did not personally see survivors. The thing was on fire. This is called the fog of war. This is what you in the press don't understand. You sit in your air conditioned offices and plant fake stories in the Washington Post
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
1. This is not what fog of war means.
2. There is no war
3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over
4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.
2. There is no war
3. He's trying to distance himself from murders he had direct responsibility over
4. All I can think of when I hear this phrase now is Elon Musk complaining that he hates chess because it has no fog of war.
2 G&Ts and a shot of apple Jack in. AMA.
December 2, 2025 at 9:55 PM
2 G&Ts and a shot of apple Jack in. AMA.
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RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
December 2, 2025 at 6:46 PM
RFK Jr: "Two weeks ago we ended, under your leadership, a twenty year war on women".
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Three out of five men in this shot have been accused of sexual misconduct, harassment or abusive behaviour towards women. A fourth signed into law a near-total abortion ban in his state as governor.
Is it just me or is the right side of his mouth drooping?
Trump dozes while Marco Rubio speaks to him directly next to him. Just insane optics.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Is it just me or is the right side of his mouth drooping?
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The only good Colts
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The only good Colts
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Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
December 2, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Helldivers 2 on PC has reduced installation size from 154GB to 23GB thanks to support from Nixxes buff.ly/YvXQnW6
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CEOs
December 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
CEOs
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Did anyone tell Sony that Starship Troopers already exists?
A live-action ‘HELLDIVERS’ movie is moving forward at Sony
Justin Lin (‘Fast & Furious’) is set to direct with Gary Dauberman (‘Annabelle’) writing the script.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
Justin Lin (‘Fast & Furious’) is set to direct with Gary Dauberman (‘Annabelle’) writing the script.
(Source: www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...)
December 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Did anyone tell Sony that Starship Troopers already exists?
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No kings but Kirkland www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
Costco sues the Trump administration, seeking a refund of tariffs
The wholesaler is the latest company to file a lawsuit against a federal agency over the president's signature economic policy.
www.nbcnews.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
No kings but Kirkland www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...
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2012: He’s not a punter, he’s a weapon
2025: He’s a punter. He has a weapon.
2025: He’s a punter. He has a weapon.
December 1, 2025 at 11:38 PM
2012: He’s not a punter, he’s a weapon
2025: He’s a punter. He has a weapon.
2025: He’s a punter. He has a weapon.
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☁️ Good Morning ☁️
Happy Victory Monday! What a weekend with Holiday River Fest Saturday and a Jags win yesterday. Thanks to everyone who came out to ring in the holiday season with us. We love seeing our riverfront active and full of smiles. Let’s have a great day today and a wonderful week ahead!
Happy Victory Monday! What a weekend with Holiday River Fest Saturday and a Jags win yesterday. Thanks to everyone who came out to ring in the holiday season with us. We love seeing our riverfront active and full of smiles. Let’s have a great day today and a wonderful week ahead!
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 PM
☁️ Good Morning ☁️
Happy Victory Monday! What a weekend with Holiday River Fest Saturday and a Jags win yesterday. Thanks to everyone who came out to ring in the holiday season with us. We love seeing our riverfront active and full of smiles. Let’s have a great day today and a wonderful week ahead!
Happy Victory Monday! What a weekend with Holiday River Fest Saturday and a Jags win yesterday. Thanks to everyone who came out to ring in the holiday season with us. We love seeing our riverfront active and full of smiles. Let’s have a great day today and a wonderful week ahead!
Good morning to the most gorgeous bunch of Division Leaders I've ever seen!
December 1, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Good morning to the most gorgeous bunch of Division Leaders I've ever seen!
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President Hernandez was responsible for smuggling 500 TONS of cocaine into the United States! He was the top dog; the Pablo Escobar figure! He wasn’t just “selling drugs in that country.”
Reporter: You have made so clear how you want to keep drugs out of the US—
Trump: Right
Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?
Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
Trump: Right
Reporter: Can you explain why you would pardon a notorious drug trafficker?
Trump: If somebody sells drugs in that country, that doesn’t mean you arrest the president
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 AM
President Hernandez was responsible for smuggling 500 TONS of cocaine into the United States! He was the top dog; the Pablo Escobar figure! He wasn’t just “selling drugs in that country.”
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One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests
Reporter: Governor Walz called for the release of your MRI results
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
Trump: They were perfect like my phone call where I got impeached.
Reporter: Can you tell us what they were looking at?
Trump: I have no idea. It was just an MRI. It wasn’t the brain because I took a cognitive test and aced it.
December 1, 2025 at 12:40 AM
One sign that your brain is super good is when your doctors keep giving you cognitive tests
Dude Bros
December 1, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Dude Bros
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'Tis the season once again!
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
December 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
'Tis the season once again!
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
Around this time of year, people who strung their Christmas lights the wrong way start wandering into hardware stores looking for what they later find out is often called a "suicide cable."
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I named my fists Kyler Murray and Justin Fields because they'll leave the pocket immediately but then have absolutely no idea what to do next
I named my fists Propofol and Sevoflurane because they will knock you OUT
I named my fists Chekhov and Gun because you know they're coming but you don't know when
December 1, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I named my fists Kyler Murray and Justin Fields because they'll leave the pocket immediately but then have absolutely no idea what to do next
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Batman couldn’t get this info out of me. Scared of a punter?
December 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Batman couldn’t get this info out of me. Scared of a punter?
The only Olive I've not wanted to throw away.
December 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
The only Olive I've not wanted to throw away.