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dre
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on the precipice
merch girl
kindred spirits with the penguin
January 4, 2025 at 3:15 AM
i love scrolling into the depths for shows like beachfront bargain hunt renovation, this is living
January 4, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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first base was actually atoms colliding a trillion years ago but I’m sorry if you missed out
January 1, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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announcing for all to hear that i've got the malaise of centuries of ancestors wailing in my bones only to realize it's just time for breakfast
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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in 2025 I will probably go on the computer
December 30, 2024 at 11:32 PM
can the internet please stop hawking sea moss at me
December 30, 2024 at 4:14 AM
once i accept i thrive as a supporting actor it’s over for y’all
December 27, 2024 at 11:55 PM
maracuyá would be a beautiful name for a girl
December 26, 2024 at 11:09 PM
should i become a doula
December 26, 2024 at 3:58 AM
mikey day as mary todd lincoln in oh mary
December 24, 2024 at 9:20 PM
tracking packages on the toilet
December 22, 2024 at 7:35 PM
where can i get a cute bonnet
December 11, 2024 at 3:55 AM
does talking to the person sitting next to you the entire flight count as common law marriage
December 9, 2024 at 1:04 AM
i think it’s time to embrace whatsapp full time
December 7, 2024 at 3:18 PM
how do you look at a newborn covered in guts and decide to name it paul
December 6, 2024 at 3:35 AM
help my dad and the server are trauma dumping on each other
December 3, 2024 at 2:58 AM
downloading the gossip girl thanksgiving episode to watch on the plane tomorrow
November 27, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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i plan to fall in love next week
November 27, 2024 at 4:28 AM
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I should become a con artist
November 26, 2024 at 1:48 AM
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Sorry I didn't text I was making a really big lasagna
November 26, 2024 at 4:39 AM
i would’ve made a great librarian
November 26, 2024 at 2:46 AM
tate mcrib
November 25, 2024 at 11:29 PM
stress eating the fuck out of these grape leaves
November 25, 2024 at 10:31 PM
unsure i know how to be funny on a new app anymore
November 25, 2024 at 3:44 AM