Jay Cowle
@jaycowle.bsky.social
Human, bit stressed
He, him, Dude, Sire, You Leagle, Old Big Balls
He, him, Dude, Sire, You Leagle, Old Big Balls
Dear world, you scare me but I will not act in fear. You anger me but I will not act in rage, not because I'm better or wise, I am not, but simply because I see people need love and love is our blessing.
January 23, 2026 at 10:05 PM
Dear world, you scare me but I will not act in fear. You anger me but I will not act in rage, not because I'm better or wise, I am not, but simply because I see people need love and love is our blessing.
A part of me still believes if I work out hard enough I will become this sexy Japanese man.
In which I try via mere words to explain Tanahashi and his hair in the alt text.
January 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
A part of me still believes if I work out hard enough I will become this sexy Japanese man.
I believe Americans who believe in the trump administration have to let things go like being leaders of the free world. You can't lead countries you are pushing to be independent for their survival and as for 'free' well... comments like this halt that freedom.
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I believe Americans who believe in the trump administration have to let things go like being leaders of the free world. You can't lead countries you are pushing to be independent for their survival and as for 'free' well... comments like this halt that freedom.
Ice cracked under foot, echoing across the lake. The sound quickly lost in the encroaching fog keen to still the dying light. Gronk took another step & watched the cracks underfoot surge forwards in a jagged zig zag.'Shit' he muttered, his words hushed by the dusk. 'Language!' tutted a voice below.
December 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Ice cracked under foot, echoing across the lake. The sound quickly lost in the encroaching fog keen to still the dying light. Gronk took another step & watched the cracks underfoot surge forwards in a jagged zig zag.'Shit' he muttered, his words hushed by the dusk. 'Language!' tutted a voice below.
Nationalise water for the simple reason it's focus should be improving infrastructure not profit.
Also trains.
Thanks,
A surf with no particular insight beyond basic reason and the absence of a giant paycheck saying otherwise.
Also trains.
Thanks,
A surf with no particular insight beyond basic reason and the absence of a giant paycheck saying otherwise.
December 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Nationalise water for the simple reason it's focus should be improving infrastructure not profit.
Also trains.
Thanks,
A surf with no particular insight beyond basic reason and the absence of a giant paycheck saying otherwise.
Also trains.
Thanks,
A surf with no particular insight beyond basic reason and the absence of a giant paycheck saying otherwise.
The problem I have with power is it's so obviously morally corrupt (here and in the US). One small boon of such a realisation though is seeing the powerful know this - a hollow victory. The time they yearn for is gone. Us surfs do not see divinity or prodigy but selfishness.
December 24, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The problem I have with power is it's so obviously morally corrupt (here and in the US). One small boon of such a realisation though is seeing the powerful know this - a hollow victory. The time they yearn for is gone. Us surfs do not see divinity or prodigy but selfishness.
Just a friendly reminder to be sparing with your podcasts over the next week..nobody wants to be alone with their thoughts. I've thought about it and we agree there.
December 22, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Just a friendly reminder to be sparing with your podcasts over the next week..nobody wants to be alone with their thoughts. I've thought about it and we agree there.
Hey AI, make me a house. Oh and I shit myself constantly.
Blue Prince (2025)
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hey AI, make me a house. Oh and I shit myself constantly.
Had a big night, now farting out Mordor.
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Had a big night, now farting out Mordor.
Reposted by Jay Cowle
In return for the ability to ask a chat bot for a nice poem about your cat you get higher energy bills and higher sea levels. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
What the datacenter boom means for America’s environment – and electricity bills
In this week’s newsletter: from Google to Amazon to OpenAI, the economic and climate cost of datacenters continues to grow
www.theguardian.com
October 18, 2025 at 6:54 AM
In return for the ability to ask a chat bot for a nice poem about your cat you get higher energy bills and higher sea levels. www.theguardian.com/environment/...
If leaders are not held accountable people stop trusting leadership.
Yes you can barrel on to the next lie but people note that & start working to protect themselves (overtly or covertly).
Selfishness breeds selfishness by necessity.
Or to put it another way:
Talk enough shit and no one listens.
Yes you can barrel on to the next lie but people note that & start working to protect themselves (overtly or covertly).
Selfishness breeds selfishness by necessity.
Or to put it another way:
Talk enough shit and no one listens.
October 16, 2025 at 5:09 PM
If leaders are not held accountable people stop trusting leadership.
Yes you can barrel on to the next lie but people note that & start working to protect themselves (overtly or covertly).
Selfishness breeds selfishness by necessity.
Or to put it another way:
Talk enough shit and no one listens.
Yes you can barrel on to the next lie but people note that & start working to protect themselves (overtly or covertly).
Selfishness breeds selfishness by necessity.
Or to put it another way:
Talk enough shit and no one listens.
I'm of an age where rappers' extravagant spending is less impressive and more concerning.
October 16, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I'm of an age where rappers' extravagant spending is less impressive and more concerning.
Trying to decide what #Mario character I would have as a butler. Toad feels like the obvious option but that voice would grate. Thowmp was a consideration (good security & a handy bridge) but wouldn't fit in my car. Currently going with Dry Bones. I feel it's a vibe match, also an anatomical one.
October 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Trying to decide what #Mario character I would have as a butler. Toad feels like the obvious option but that voice would grate. Thowmp was a consideration (good security & a handy bridge) but wouldn't fit in my car. Currently going with Dry Bones. I feel it's a vibe match, also an anatomical one.
Reposted by Jay Cowle
If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
June 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If Jeff Bezos can afford to rent Venice for a $50 million wedding, he can afford to pay his fair share in taxes.
Thinking about underserved nicknames: I once had 3 puddings when I was 8 and my dad still calls me 'Three puddings cowle'. I am 43.
October 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Thinking about underserved nicknames: I once had 3 puddings when I was 8 and my dad still calls me 'Three puddings cowle'. I am 43.
What do #Americans say when they're actually going for a bath?
October 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
What do #Americans say when they're actually going for a bath?
One greatly understated boon of playing #Chibi-Robo is the significant value of being repeatedly told I'm a helpful little guy.
#nintendo
#nintendo
October 11, 2025 at 10:14 AM
One greatly understated boon of playing #Chibi-Robo is the significant value of being repeatedly told I'm a helpful little guy.
#nintendo
#nintendo
Quick question: now the flags have gone... Where am I?
October 10, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Quick question: now the flags have gone... Where am I?
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Trump pressure to hike UK drug prices could cost NHS billions.
Corporate profits will increase. NHS budget will buy less. People to pay higher taxes or face public service cuts.
To avoid bullying UK Govt must produce cheaper generic drugs.
Who governs UK - Govt, Trump, Corporations?
Corporate profits will increase. NHS budget will buy less. People to pay higher taxes or face public service cuts.
To avoid bullying UK Govt must produce cheaper generic drugs.
Who governs UK - Govt, Trump, Corporations?
Trump pressure to hike UK drug prices could cost NHS billions, experts warn
Anew deal will only trigger further increased price demands and make healthcare in the UK more expensive, say experts
www.independent.co.uk
October 9, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Trump pressure to hike UK drug prices could cost NHS billions.
Corporate profits will increase. NHS budget will buy less. People to pay higher taxes or face public service cuts.
To avoid bullying UK Govt must produce cheaper generic drugs.
Who governs UK - Govt, Trump, Corporations?
Corporate profits will increase. NHS budget will buy less. People to pay higher taxes or face public service cuts.
To avoid bullying UK Govt must produce cheaper generic drugs.
Who governs UK - Govt, Trump, Corporations?
Dear Lord, grant me the wisdom to shave my bits before cleaning the bathroom and the memory to actually do it in that order.
October 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Dear Lord, grant me the wisdom to shave my bits before cleaning the bathroom and the memory to actually do it in that order.
The worst part of living in 2025 is realising that, in terms of success, perfecting one's 'personal brand' trumps actual competence.
October 8, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The worst part of living in 2025 is realising that, in terms of success, perfecting one's 'personal brand' trumps actual competence.
It's not worth attempting an eloquent tweet to dissuade people on #Farage. If you count yourself as a patriot & love him spend time thinking about if you should back a man willing to fund people who killed us, wants you to have less basic human rights and tells the US we're a shit show.
October 4, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's not worth attempting an eloquent tweet to dissuade people on #Farage. If you count yourself as a patriot & love him spend time thinking about if you should back a man willing to fund people who killed us, wants you to have less basic human rights and tells the US we're a shit show.