Jay Forstner
@jayforstner.bsky.social
Creator of the Fake Ad in Ann Arbor and the Cheat Sheet in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. Author of The Fake Ad Book. Husband, dad, really proud of all that, but also, one day I fixed a microwave.
Pat Fitzgerald has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
December 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Pat Fitzgerald has a chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Just watched @realgdt.bsky.social Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and I have to say, I’ve been to worse weddings.
November 27, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Just watched @realgdt.bsky.social Guillermo del Toro’s Frankenstein and I have to say, I’ve been to worse weddings.
Visited my 48th and 49th states last weekend. Quick question: How many are there?
November 20, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Visited my 48th and 49th states last weekend. Quick question: How many are there?
Tom Brady says "Juice" more than Al Cowlings on a road trip.
November 16, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Tom Brady says "Juice" more than Al Cowlings on a road trip.
When a singer starts to play the harmonica at a concert, why does everyone there lose their freaking minds? It’s like they’ve never heard a harmonica before. Or any other instrument. Or music. Or sound.
October 31, 2025 at 11:42 PM
When a singer starts to play the harmonica at a concert, why does everyone there lose their freaking minds? It’s like they’ve never heard a harmonica before. Or any other instrument. Or music. Or sound.
Yeah, it’s not that Jeff Daniels. I was confused too.
September 28, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Yeah, it’s not that Jeff Daniels. I was confused too.
I sure hope A.I. comes up with the idea to put resealable bags in cereal boxes.
June 9, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I sure hope A.I. comes up with the idea to put resealable bags in cereal boxes.
First time I ever went to Disney World, in about 1998, I was a grownup and my wife and I took our toddler to Muppet Vision 3D. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit how much it blew my mind, and how much I loved it. It made me a Disney fan for life.
Muppet Vision 3D closes later today after 34 years at Disney’s Hollywood Studios
This morning we have a Muppets thread from one of my favorite digital artist here on the sky?
It’s divine timing. Erin is doing the Lords work! 😆
This morning we have a Muppets thread from one of my favorite digital artist here on the sky?
It’s divine timing. Erin is doing the Lords work! 😆
June 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
First time I ever went to Disney World, in about 1998, I was a grownup and my wife and I took our toddler to Muppet Vision 3D. I'm kind of embarrassed to admit how much it blew my mind, and how much I loved it. It made me a Disney fan for life.
To everyone who wondered why Svechnikov passed it to Aho with an empty net: Now you know. #nhl #carolinahurricanes #hockey
May 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
To everyone who wondered why Svechnikov passed it to Aho with an empty net: Now you know. #nhl #carolinahurricanes #hockey
Jake Walman must have ordered Hungry Howie's to the dressing room at Little Caesar's Arena.
May 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Jake Walman must have ordered Hungry Howie's to the dressing room at Little Caesar's Arena.
Thinking of starting my own airline. Where do I get tiny pillows?
April 23, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Thinking of starting my own airline. Where do I get tiny pillows?
So, in squash, players keep the ball as close to the wall as possible. One hits the ball right along the wall, then the other does the same. The first one to put the ball in the middle usually loses. And that’s exactly how NHL playoff hockey works too.
April 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
So, in squash, players keep the ball as close to the wall as possible. One hits the ball right along the wall, then the other does the same. The first one to put the ball in the middle usually loses. And that’s exactly how NHL playoff hockey works too.
Are you better off today than you…no, no you’re not.
March 6, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Are you better off today than you…no, no you’re not.
Happy first fish sandwich tv commercial of the year to all who celebrate! (As per tradition, the official announcement that Lent is near came from Arby's.)
February 26, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Happy first fish sandwich tv commercial of the year to all who celebrate! (As per tradition, the official announcement that Lent is near came from Arby's.)
Colby jack is a child’s cheese.
February 22, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Colby jack is a child’s cheese.
I'm like 100 years old. I go out maybe four times a year, and I try to be home by dark. But I love this place in Grand Rapids, Midtown GR. Intimate. Good beer. Great sound. Wonderful people. And they bring performers like David Francey and Terra Spencer to our little town. We should support it.
February 12, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I'm like 100 years old. I go out maybe four times a year, and I try to be home by dark. But I love this place in Grand Rapids, Midtown GR. Intimate. Good beer. Great sound. Wonderful people. And they bring performers like David Francey and Terra Spencer to our little town. We should support it.
Are you better off today than you were two weeks ago?
February 3, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Are you better off today than you were two weeks ago?
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Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
January 29, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Thanks to George Conway for posting Caroline Kennedy's letter so everyone is informed about RFK Jr. Please repost far and wide.
Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana announce new names for Lake Michigan.
January 27, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Wisconsin, Illinois, Indiana announce new names for Lake Michigan.
Didn't get 2024 family holiday newsletter together in time, but here are the highlights: I fixed a f#*king microwave. The end.
January 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Didn't get 2024 family holiday newsletter together in time, but here are the highlights: I fixed a f#*king microwave. The end.
Yes, journalism is dead. But do you know who helped kill it? Journalists. Stories don't come from press releases or press conferences. They come from asking the right people the right questions that nobody else asks. #journalism #freepress #media
January 26, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Yes, journalism is dead. But do you know who helped kill it? Journalists. Stories don't come from press releases or press conferences. They come from asking the right people the right questions that nobody else asks. #journalism #freepress #media
Got some good health advice at Costco. New New Year's resolution.
January 24, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Got some good health advice at Costco. New New Year's resolution.
If there were a carnival game where you have to trim your eyebrows right into your coffee, today I would have won a giant stuffed bear.
January 24, 2025 at 3:42 PM
If there were a carnival game where you have to trim your eyebrows right into your coffee, today I would have won a giant stuffed bear.
Looking for Florida recommendations. Not on the Atlantic side, on the Gulf of Jayforstnerissupercoolandsexy side.
January 22, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Looking for Florida recommendations. Not on the Atlantic side, on the Gulf of Jayforstnerissupercoolandsexy side.