Jay Forstner
@jayforstner.bsky.social
Creator of the Fake Ad in Ann Arbor and the Cheat Sheet in East Grand Rapids, Michigan. Author of The Fake Ad Book. Husband, dad, really proud of all that, but also, one day I fixed a microwave.
If it makes you feel better, they don’t remember where they store the seeds. They just store so many they can always find one. Have you tried driving hundreds of cars to the mall?
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
If it makes you feel better, they don’t remember where they store the seeds. They just store so many they can always find one. Have you tried driving hundreds of cars to the mall?
Best throw of the night except the one that was so pure Amon Ra almost caught it by accident.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Best throw of the night except the one that was so pure Amon Ra almost caught it by accident.
My book, The Fake Ad Book, is available from Ann Arbor Observer Books. Makes a great gift for anyone clever. annarborobserver.com/books/
Books - Ann Arbor Observer
annarborobserver.com
November 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
My book, The Fake Ad Book, is available from Ann Arbor Observer Books. Makes a great gift for anyone clever. annarborobserver.com/books/
First sentence I learned in Duolingo Greek was, "The avocado is pink." Which is how I learned Eddy is color blind.
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 PM
First sentence I learned in Duolingo Greek was, "The avocado is pink." Which is how I learned Eddy is color blind.
Of course not. They tasted like vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. But then World War II happened (look it up).
November 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Of course not. They tasted like vanilla, chocolate, and strawberry. But then World War II happened (look it up).
Big surprise engagement party with our parents and all our friends or it didn’t happen.
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Big surprise engagement party with our parents and all our friends or it didn’t happen.
I’ve laughed out loud at this four times. I think you’re the funniest person on Bluesky.
September 9, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I’ve laughed out loud at this four times. I think you’re the funniest person on Bluesky.
University of Toronto fan here: E.H. was short!
July 26, 2025 at 4:51 PM
University of Toronto fan here: E.H. was short!
Peas again. What the hell is it with you and peas?
July 16, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Peas again. What the hell is it with you and peas?
It looks like a Cyberdick! No notes.
July 4, 2025 at 10:44 PM
It looks like a Cyberdick! No notes.
I’m from Michigan. Linda is super nice! But Monday’s her euchre night.
July 2, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I’m from Michigan. Linda is super nice! But Monday’s her euchre night.
He lost me at "a golden retriever is smarter than a chihuahua." Last night, I saw a golden retriever eat my dog's poop.
June 30, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He lost me at "a golden retriever is smarter than a chihuahua." Last night, I saw a golden retriever eat my dog's poop.
If we're ever on a road trip, and you're wondering what I want to hear, it's this. But not too early in the journey, because that's not fair to all the other songs that come after.
June 12, 2025 at 2:08 AM
If we're ever on a road trip, and you're wondering what I want to hear, it's this. But not too early in the journey, because that's not fair to all the other songs that come after.
The Tigers wore army camo hats against the Jays in Toronto for “rivalry weekend“ during the peak of the 51st state crap.
June 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The Tigers wore army camo hats against the Jays in Toronto for “rivalry weekend“ during the peak of the 51st state crap.
This is really, really funny. Thank you!
June 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
This is really, really funny. Thank you!