Dennis is a bastard man
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I’m on the cornputer
Pre-groaning at her reaction to this
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Pre-groaning at her reaction to this
god that sounds amazing right now
November 13, 2025 at 3:44 PM
god that sounds amazing right now
“Why don’t you go to the bar instead of therapy” is the advice I usually give myself so I can’t hate on that last guy
November 12, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Why don’t you go to the bar instead of therapy” is the advice I usually give myself so I can’t hate on that last guy
Reposted by Dennis is a bastard man
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize I accidentally had you muted bc some nerd had put you on a list of literal fascists
November 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It took me an embarrassingly long time to realize I accidentally had you muted bc some nerd had put you on a list of literal fascists
Divorced guys should have to take some sort of test to prove they can operate in society or else they go to Divorced Guy Island
November 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Divorced guys should have to take some sort of test to prove they can operate in society or else they go to Divorced Guy Island
Kavanaugh stop
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Kavanaugh stop
I think he’s Irish or something
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think he’s Irish or something
“That one’s drunk. That one’s drunk. Oh that one’s REAL drunk.”
November 7, 2025 at 1:02 AM
“That one’s drunk. That one’s drunk. Oh that one’s REAL drunk.”
Man you’re gonna be fuckin floored when you hear about alcohol
November 6, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Man you’re gonna be fuckin floored when you hear about alcohol
If I ever heard my CFO say anything close to this I’d start updating my resume immediately
November 6, 2025 at 8:04 AM
If I ever heard my CFO say anything close to this I’d start updating my resume immediately
That drunk at 8 pm. Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning I guess
November 6, 2025 at 8:02 AM
That drunk at 8 pm. Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning I guess
So they’re fully planning to crash the economy just so they can buy an island
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
So they’re fully planning to crash the economy just so they can buy an island
It’s so funny seeing this reported as a real thing since it’s from a New York post article based on a survey of 500 people where 45 idiots said they’d move
November 5, 2025 at 10:13 PM
It’s so funny seeing this reported as a real thing since it’s from a New York post article based on a survey of 500 people where 45 idiots said they’d move