Jayne HoHoHo
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Jayne HoHoHo
@jayneagain.bsky.social
Will annoy you with cat content (not sorry)

Also casual melt downs and occasional randomness (sorry)

She/Her
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A gentle reminder if you've received an invoice from a Freelancer/Self employed person which is due before Christmas.

Be a love, and pay it today.
December 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
My “proof of delivery” is this photo of me delivering my own parcel
December 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Mini throwing shapes
December 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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is abject hunger & widespread poverty actually a good thing? we ask sir baron cumfuckshire 58th line to the throne and heir of the widget fortune for his down to earth opinion
December 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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'right wing union boss' shouldnt be a thing
December 17, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
A pony called Rhio who tried to kill me on a regular basis. I bloody loved her.
December 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Had to persuade Thomas to have his meds in cream, tuna and cheese this morning because he’s already sick of it. It worked though and he seems to be feeling a bit better.
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
I had a baguette for my tea last night and I am really suffering today. It was worth it though. Freshly baked and dunked in creamy soup and cheese.
December 17, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Timmy. It’s his paper now.
December 15, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Slightly anxious at the realisation that it’ll soon be time for the “new year, new me” bastards to start piping up. I’m going for “made it through another one without getting sacked or killing the kids” (accidentally obvs not in a murdery way)
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
This is not about the salmon.

We swim at dawn.

www.theguardian.com/environment/...
Orcas team up with dolphins to hunt salmon, study finds
Northern resident killer whales appear to use dolphins as ‘scouts’, in a surprising cooperative hunting strategy
www.theguardian.com
December 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Saw yer da in Tescos
December 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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2025 Darwin Award winner 👏
December 12, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Not so innocente.
December 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
He just did it again but my ass cheek. The bathroom is not a safe space in this house anymore! Little sod lol
This little shite just bit my bare thigh because apparently going for a pee is not acceptable when he wants attentions
December 12, 2025 at 10:06 AM
The Racists of a Certain Age and Gender got themselves a new God

www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/uk-news...
Man dies after falling from lamppost putting up Union Jack flag
Paul Lumber died after falling from a ladder while hanging Union Jack flags on lampposts near his home
www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 9:29 AM
In the office. Ew.
December 11, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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If Richard Madeley was to die, nobody would be sad. Nobody at all.
December 11, 2025 at 10:04 AM
This little shite just bit my bare thigh because apparently going for a pee is not acceptable when he wants attentions
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
When the medication makes you constantly think about food but the thing the medication is for is an inflamed digestive tract. It’s a one step forward, two step back kind of a cure I guess?
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 PM