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Stories are my favorite thing.
Fantasy | Sci-fi | Movies | Video Games | D&D
Fantasy | Sci-fi | Movies | Video Games | D&D
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and I’m here with another unboxing video.
October 30, 2025 at 4:11 PM
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works, ye Mighty, and I’m here with another unboxing video.
I thought the D stood for Doctor.
October 6, 2025 at 1:06 AM
I thought the D stood for Doctor.
One of the reasons I left teaching was because I saw this coming down the pipeline. I’m pretty sure my actions would have gotten me fired.
September 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
One of the reasons I left teaching was because I saw this coming down the pipeline. I’m pretty sure my actions would have gotten me fired.
Sayonara Wild Hearts! Put it on the biggest screen you’ve got and turn the volume up!
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Sayonara Wild Hearts! Put it on the biggest screen you’ve got and turn the volume up!
The Orphanage is more about how parenthood is scary, but it’s also got some spoopy children!
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 AM
The Orphanage is more about how parenthood is scary, but it’s also got some spoopy children!
Kinda like the idea that that one day aged everyone by a year.
August 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Kinda like the idea that that one day aged everyone by a year.
Tony Hawk is the ideal. World-renowned, almost everyone knows his name, but still regularly goes unnoticed in an airport.
August 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Tony Hawk is the ideal. World-renowned, almost everyone knows his name, but still regularly goes unnoticed in an airport.
Together (2025)
August 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Together (2025)
I get real judgy about Wes Anderson until I’m watching a Wes Anderson movie. Then they’re usually a delight!
July 25, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I get real judgy about Wes Anderson until I’m watching a Wes Anderson movie. Then they’re usually a delight!
There’s so much going on in Parable! It’s a miracle that it’s so readable on top of everything else.
July 6, 2025 at 6:27 PM
There’s so much going on in Parable! It’s a miracle that it’s so readable on top of everything else.
Octavia Butler sure did know what she was talking about, didn’t she?
July 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Octavia Butler sure did know what she was talking about, didn’t she?
Oh yeah! Kindred is so good and WAY more actively “woke.”
July 6, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Oh yeah! Kindred is so good and WAY more actively “woke.”
Parable of the Sower?
July 6, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Parable of the Sower?
Why does “Nude muscle man” work, though?
June 4, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Why does “Nude muscle man” work, though?
I don’t want it. Take it back.
May 12, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I don’t want it. Take it back.