They’re British. To them, water is “zingy.”

Does it come in anything other than uncircumcised with blue balls?

*Google gemini prompt pops up*

There have always been contrary dipshits willing to kill and die for attention. Now they do it for clicks, money, and at least one for a cabinet appointment.

You’d be giving people more credit than they deserve, I’m afraid.

Or…and hear me out…we can just let them drink all the raw milk they want and let the chips fall where they may.

$4.18 per can at the grocery store.