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Jay
@jaysbored.bsky.social
· Jan 9
I just shoved a fry in my mouth because it was burning my fingers and now you know pretty much everything about me.
*gently places fingertips on your cheek*
*swipes left*
*swipes left*
January 2, 2026 at 7:00 PM
*gently places fingertips on your cheek*
*swipes left*
*swipes left*
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There is no next year, only Zuul.
December 31, 2025 at 10:18 PM
There is no next year, only Zuul.
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in twenty twenty six i am bringing back having a Discman velcro'd to the dashboard
January 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
in twenty twenty six i am bringing back having a Discman velcro'd to the dashboard
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We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
January 1, 2026 at 10:23 PM
We haven't seen an Indiana squad turn back an Alabama offense this decisively since Antietam
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the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex
January 1, 2026 at 3:07 AM
the basket of garlic bread stays on the bed during sex
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Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
December 30, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Watching Scandinavian detective shows like "I bet it was the blonde guy"
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This is how you do it folks
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
This is how you do it folks
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
The Hulk’s kryptonite is just a Xanax prescription.
December 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
The Hulk’s kryptonite is just a Xanax prescription.
Neighbor caught the Kars4Kids children trying to steal his catalytic converter again.
December 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Neighbor caught the Kars4Kids children trying to steal his catalytic converter again.
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IN THIS ECONOMY?
My buns are hot and cross.
December 28, 2025 at 10:50 PM
IN THIS ECONOMY?
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Just because I am pretty sure I’m being annoying doesn’t mean I’m capable of stopping whatever I’m doing.
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Just because I am pretty sure I’m being annoying doesn’t mean I’m capable of stopping whatever I’m doing.
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how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
December 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
how many nuns could a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns?
What’s a nice way of telling a sibling you aren’t terribly fond of the paint color they’ve chosen for their dining room nor the selfish, manipulative, toxic piece of shit they grew up to be?
December 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
What’s a nice way of telling a sibling you aren’t terribly fond of the paint color they’ve chosen for their dining room nor the selfish, manipulative, toxic piece of shit they grew up to be?
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I always wish for some soft cushy marble to rest my arms, don’t you?
Marble armrests. "Unlike anything ever done or seen before!"
December 27, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I always wish for some soft cushy marble to rest my arms, don’t you?
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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"I'm just the messenger!", I exclaim, leaving a huge-ass mess behind me, wherever I go
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"I'm just the messenger!", I exclaim, leaving a huge-ass mess behind me, wherever I go
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Don’t forget that crime is legal from now till the 1st
December 26, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Don’t forget that crime is legal from now till the 1st
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You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
You can pretend to have your shit together if you want. They don’t really check
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hydrate, you piece of shit
December 25, 2025 at 2:07 PM
hydrate, you piece of shit
Trading Places - Bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich
YouTube video by Richard S. Dargan
m.youtube.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I can and do say that a lot of the youngsters' music today is pure shit. Because they didn't grow up listening to everything that came before them to build a soul.
December 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I can and do say that a lot of the youngsters' music today is pure shit. Because they didn't grow up listening to everything that came before them to build a soul.
No political talk allowed, tomorrow. No religious talk either. In fact, no talk allowed at all. Just open the presents and eat the food I bought then go away. Merry whatever.
December 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
No political talk allowed, tomorrow. No religious talk either. In fact, no talk allowed at all. Just open the presents and eat the food I bought then go away. Merry whatever.
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Home Alone is a Die Hard movie.
December 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Home Alone is a Die Hard movie.
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.