Jay Torres
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Husband, father, and engineer nerd living in Laguna Beach, CA. Dad Things on YouTube.
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Our two Tesla Model Ys.
Elon is an absolute cunt. Debatable that he actually “made” them but he runs the company.
Elon is an absolute cunt. Debatable that he actually “made” them but he runs the company.
What's your favourite thing that's been made by an absolute cunt?
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Our two Tesla Model Ys.
Elon is an absolute cunt. Debatable that he actually “made” them but he runs the company.
Elon is an absolute cunt. Debatable that he actually “made” them but he runs the company.
Going to a store to rent a movie on VHS and then bringing back 3 days later. Oh and you had to rewind it or else they’d charge you for not doing that.
Hovering over the "play" and "record" buttons on the cassette player, waiting for the DJ stop talking so you could tape a song off the radio
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 15, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Going to a store to rent a movie on VHS and then bringing back 3 days later. Oh and you had to rewind it or else they’d charge you for not doing that.
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
July 11, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I wouldn’t tell anyone if I won the lottery but there would be signs
This little shit with a punchable face wasn’t even alive for 9/11.
Reminder: the Trump admin put a 22-year-old in charge of the country’s domestic terrorism prevention office.
He graduated college last year. And has no known national security expertise.
But he did work for the Trump campaign.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
He graduated college last year. And has no known national security expertise.
But he did work for the Trump campaign.
www.propublica.org/article/trum...
“The Intern in Charge”: Meet the 22-Year-Old Trump’s Team Picked to Lead Terrorism Prevention
One year out of college and with no apparent national security expertise, Thomas Fugate is the Department of Homeland Security official tasked with overseeing the government’s main hub for combating v...
www.propublica.org
June 14, 2025 at 10:38 PM
This little shit with a punchable face wasn’t even alive for 9/11.
Damn. Thanks for this season Warriors 🏀
May 15, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Damn. Thanks for this season Warriors 🏀
Friday mornings at our bus stop. We don’t mess around!
May 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Friday mornings at our bus stop. We don’t mess around!
Definition of schadenfreude. What an absolute clown 🤡
Billy McFarland says he will sell the brand "to an operator that can fully realize its vision." The news comes days after the postponement of Fyre Festival 2, which was scheduled for late May.
Fyre Festival's embattled founder is selling the brand: 'It's time to pass the torch'
Billy McFarland says he will sell the brand "to an operator that can fully realize its vision." The news comes days after the postponement of Fyre Festival 2, which was scheduled for late May.
www.npr.org
April 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Definition of schadenfreude. What an absolute clown 🤡
A film that takes place where you are from
April 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
A film that takes place where you are from
Earthquake! MyShake app alerted me 10s before I felt actual shaking 🤯
April 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Earthquake! MyShake app alerted me 10s before I felt actual shaking 🤯
Which is the whole god damn point of switching to renewables 🤦🏻♂️
Before a packed crowd of oil and gas executives on Monday, Chris Wright, the U.S. energy secretary, said natural gas was preferable to renewable energy and climate change was a “side effect of building the modern world.”
U.S. Energy Secretary Pledges to Reverse Focus on Climate Change
To applause from oil and gas executives, Chris Wright said natural gas was preferable to renewable energy and climate change was a “side effect of building the modern world.”
www.nytimes.com
March 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Which is the whole god damn point of switching to renewables 🤦🏻♂️
Thank goodness we need it.
January 26, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Thank goodness we need it.
Reposted by Jay Torres
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
January 16, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Gather round kids and let me tell you a story about a real technology ban...
I forgot how cool Culver City is.
December 23, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I forgot how cool Culver City is.
I love the way the light was hitting this morning so had to take a picture.
December 4, 2024 at 5:48 PM
I love the way the light was hitting this morning so had to take a picture.
That Klay Thompson tribute gave me chills.
November 13, 2024 at 3:50 AM
That Klay Thompson tribute gave me chills.
I am extremely proud of my new Disney+ avatar and username.
May 16, 2023 at 1:26 AM
I am extremely proud of my new Disney+ avatar and username.
So trying this thing out.
May 12, 2023 at 10:38 PM
So trying this thing out.