Jayyemi
@jayyemi.bsky.social
Human-shaped entity over on https://www.twitch.tv/jayyemi
There's also this evergreen Simpsons joke from 1994
November 10, 2025 at 6:30 PM
There's also this evergreen Simpsons joke from 1994
I quit it about 6 months ago and have never once felt the need to go back. The actual quality stuff from there usually filters over to the other apps anyway
November 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I quit it about 6 months ago and have never once felt the need to go back. The actual quality stuff from there usually filters over to the other apps anyway
If the UK were still actively colonising then he'd call it "spreading civilisation" or some shit.
What he's saying here hasn't been true in England since about 1066. It's actually insane how much he just blatantly lies about shit
What he's saying here hasn't been true in England since about 1066. It's actually insane how much he just blatantly lies about shit
November 2, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If the UK were still actively colonising then he'd call it "spreading civilisation" or some shit.
What he's saying here hasn't been true in England since about 1066. It's actually insane how much he just blatantly lies about shit
What he's saying here hasn't been true in England since about 1066. It's actually insane how much he just blatantly lies about shit
The idea that the Irate Gamer of all people was somehow above the rules is so goddamn funny to me
October 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
The idea that the Irate Gamer of all people was somehow above the rules is so goddamn funny to me
Specifically it's the page for characters who hate being touched. It was just the first one that came up when I clicked random trope, I wanted to see how shit it was now lol
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Specifically it's the page for characters who hate being touched. It was just the first one that came up when I clicked random trope, I wanted to see how shit it was now lol
What's the problem, I don't see an issue here
October 24, 2025 at 8:25 AM
What's the problem, I don't see an issue here
Pokémon definitely do have their alternative palette in the field, I've done a fair bit of shiny hunting with those overpowered sandwiches. There's no other visual or sound indicators until you actually get into battle with them though
October 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Pokémon definitely do have their alternative palette in the field, I've done a fair bit of shiny hunting with those overpowered sandwiches. There's no other visual or sound indicators until you actually get into battle with them though
What kind of brainworms does someone need to have to make shit like this as an earnest tribute
October 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
What kind of brainworms does someone need to have to make shit like this as an earnest tribute
I love how borzoi puppies look like pretty normal dogs and get their weird proportions over time.
I like to think there's been people who've adopted borzoi puppies without realising what they are, watched them grow up and be like "wtf is happening to my dog"
I like to think there's been people who've adopted borzoi puppies without realising what they are, watched them grow up and be like "wtf is happening to my dog"
October 6, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I love how borzoi puppies look like pretty normal dogs and get their weird proportions over time.
I like to think there's been people who've adopted borzoi puppies without realising what they are, watched them grow up and be like "wtf is happening to my dog"
I like to think there's been people who've adopted borzoi puppies without realising what they are, watched them grow up and be like "wtf is happening to my dog"
The sprite edits are always one of my favourite parts of the videos, they're so charming
September 30, 2025 at 11:10 AM
The sprite edits are always one of my favourite parts of the videos, they're so charming
It's kinda fucked up they make all the speakers do that
September 26, 2025 at 12:54 AM
It's kinda fucked up they make all the speakers do that
The Pokémon subreddit is insane so if it's them that's making shit up, I get it
September 24, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The Pokémon subreddit is insane so if it's them that's making shit up, I get it
I went to school with two other Macaulays and I'm pretty sure at least one of them is in prison
September 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
I went to school with two other Macaulays and I'm pretty sure at least one of them is in prison
Professor Oak, drunk off his ass on red wine since 10am, handing out random snakes he found to 10 year olds and telling them to find every animal in the world
September 22, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Professor Oak, drunk off his ass on red wine since 10am, handing out random snakes he found to 10 year olds and telling them to find every animal in the world
I tried to do it once but turns out wearing shitty pseudo-formal shirt and trousers to bed is pretty uncomfortable so I ditched it about 20 minutes in
I think I got the idea from a book I was reading at the time
I think I got the idea from a book I was reading at the time
September 17, 2025 at 10:10 AM
I tried to do it once but turns out wearing shitty pseudo-formal shirt and trousers to bed is pretty uncomfortable so I ditched it about 20 minutes in
I think I got the idea from a book I was reading at the time
I think I got the idea from a book I was reading at the time
Oh this is about player skill. At first I thought it was like, morally
September 6, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Oh this is about player skill. At first I thought it was like, morally
Me when I see laundry
September 5, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Me when I see laundry
"This is Snoop, rainbows make me cry"
August 25, 2025 at 10:47 AM
"This is Snoop, rainbows make me cry"