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Jayyemi
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Human-shaped entity over on https://www.twitch.tv/jayyemi
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Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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October 2, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT
September 9, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Me when I play Civ
August 24, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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rise and shine!!!
August 23, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Holy shit
July 13, 2025 at 10:35 AM
It's amazing how the IDF can slaughter thousands of impoverished people without a single word of criticism from UK officials but as soon as a punk group speaks against them the ministers are all lining up to say how appalled they are. At the punk group.

The double-standards are absolutely vile.
June 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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“The power of an idea”
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.

Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Took 15 packs. I'm flabbergasted
#tcgp #tcgpocket
#shiny
May 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Get in the bin Shinji
May 24, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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May 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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why are people emailing me, don't they know I'm sleepy
May 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Tekken series producer Katsuhiro Harada says he wants to make a stage set inside a Waffle House but the US restaurant chain is ignoring his calls for a collaboration.

www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tekken-...
Tekken boss wants to add an official Waffle House stage but says it’s ignoring his calls | VGC
Katsuhiro Harada says the game may get an unofficial ‘Hustle House’ tribute stage instead…
www.videogameschronicle.com
May 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Geodude is the official mascot Pokemon of Iwate prefecture and for his mascot suit they just gave him transparency grid legs
May 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Oh wrestling is fake?

Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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luxembourgish is not a real language, i refuse to believe it
April 21, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Why are all of my Instagram reel previews just the same picture of a yassified duck
April 18, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Every trans person I've ever met just wants to be left alone and my country is dedicated to fucking them over at every turn, for basically no reason. It's shameful.
April 16, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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blue sky is supreme because every time you post you get 100 school principals in the replies asking to see you in their office
March 20, 2025 at 8:03 AM
just nuked my Twitter account. Wasn't any point in it anymore and damned if I'm gonna add to the numbers of one of the worst people on earth
March 17, 2025 at 12:41 PM