Jayyemi
@jayyemi.bsky.social
Human-shaped entity over on https://www.twitch.tv/jayyemi
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By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.
January 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
By far the funniest part of this insane post is that even the maniacs who believe this stuff are so media-pilled they refer to it as a 'leaked photo'. As if God, CEO of Heaven Studios, had included it in a press kit for awards season, but embargoed it til January 27th.
I'm a 28 year old male who voted Labour in the last election, hoping that they would provide something different in place of the decade and a half of conservative austerity that have left me and most of my peers without hope for the future. Instead I got diet Reform.
I am never voting Labour again
I am never voting Labour again
November 21, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I'm a 28 year old male who voted Labour in the last election, hoping that they would provide something different in place of the decade and a half of conservative austerity that have left me and most of my peers without hope for the future. Instead I got diet Reform.
I am never voting Labour again
I am never voting Labour again
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need to know this video is on this website
November 14, 2024 at 10:56 AM
need to know this video is on this website
Breaking news: Cat has remained firmly in the bag
November 19, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Breaking news: Cat has remained firmly in the bag
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when something happens in America and everyone posts about it:
October 28, 2025 at 2:25 PM
when something happens in America and everyone posts about it:
My Valve Cube™️ has been floating and humming ominously for the last 3 hours and I can feel my blood now, pls send help
Valve is making a console. The Steam Machine, a sleek box with the guts of a mid-range PC that runs SteamOS, will arrive in early 2026. Prices TBD, but unlike the failed Steam Machine initiative from a decade ago, this is Valve's own device. Big news www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
Valve Announces Steam Machine, a New Video-Game Console
The US gaming company behind the popular, handheld Steam Deck is making a living-room device for PC games
www.bloomberg.com
November 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My Valve Cube™️ has been floating and humming ominously for the last 3 hours and I can feel my blood now, pls send help
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Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Bored Ape Yacht Club is making a comeback — as a metaverse
Its crypto-themed metaverse, Otherside, has been a long time coming.
buff.ly
October 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fart is making a comeback — as a shit
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I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
October 14, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I'm pulling tricks with my Sega Genesis that would make Hiroshi Yamauchi rise from the fucking grave just to shit himself
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Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
October 7, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Obligatory Jenny Nicholson Tweet
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The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
October 2, 2025 at 11:50 PM
The best thing EA ever did was partner with Nintendo on the GameCube port of SSX On Tour so that you can watch Luigi snowboard to Bat Country by Avenged Sevenfold
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It's amazing how the IDF can slaughter thousands of impoverished people without a single word of criticism from UK officials but as soon as a punk group speaks against them the ministers are all lining up to say how appalled they are. At the punk group.
The double-standards are absolutely vile.
The double-standards are absolutely vile.
June 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
It's amazing how the IDF can slaughter thousands of impoverished people without a single word of criticism from UK officials but as soon as a punk group speaks against them the ministers are all lining up to say how appalled they are. At the punk group.
The double-standards are absolutely vile.
The double-standards are absolutely vile.
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“The power of an idea”
June 18, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“The power of an idea”
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Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
June 15, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Don’t send me an unsolicited picture of your peewee cocktapus unless you want me to…
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
A: find your mom’s Facebook
B: find a picture she uploaded of you reminiscing about what a nice young man you were
C: badly photoshop that into a locket
D: convince you I’m your daughter.
Happy Father’s Day Daddy.
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being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
Speakers at WelcomePAC have mentioned being dunked on by BlueSky posters no less than a dozen times in the first hour alone. This site has broken their brains
June 4, 2025 at 9:31 PM
being intimidated by bluesky is so funny. yeah i keep getting my ass kicked every time i go to bath and body works
May 30, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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why are people emailing me, don't they know I'm sleepy
May 12, 2025 at 3:03 PM
why are people emailing me, don't they know I'm sleepy
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Tekken series producer Katsuhiro Harada says he wants to make a stage set inside a Waffle House but the US restaurant chain is ignoring his calls for a collaboration.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tekken-...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tekken-...
Tekken boss wants to add an official Waffle House stage but says it’s ignoring his calls | VGC
Katsuhiro Harada says the game may get an unofficial ‘Hustle House’ tribute stage instead…
www.videogameschronicle.com
May 13, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Tekken series producer Katsuhiro Harada says he wants to make a stage set inside a Waffle House but the US restaurant chain is ignoring his calls for a collaboration.
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tekken-...
www.videogameschronicle.com/news/tekken-...
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Geodude is the official mascot Pokemon of Iwate prefecture and for his mascot suit they just gave him transparency grid legs
May 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Geodude is the official mascot Pokemon of Iwate prefecture and for his mascot suit they just gave him transparency grid legs