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Chris
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This you?
September 17, 2025 at 9:12 PM
You managed to misinterpret "Absolutely go protest. Protest is good" into "You don’t want to lift a finger to do anything that might require you to take a risk or make a sacrifice. You want the goods without the effort."
That's a pretty big misreading for an alleged Ph.D.
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September 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
200 Cigarettes is the spiritual sequel to Dazed and Confused that we all deserved, and these people are nuts.
September 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
this you?
September 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
People might have a better chance at understanding the conversation if it made any sense.

The Board appointed an Executive Director who fired the entire staff, and you're claiming the fired staff asked said ED to fire a consultant "so they wouldn't have to"?

How does that make any sense?
September 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
didn't video games already do this WAY back in 2000 when John Romero released a game so good it made us gay for John Romero?
August 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
goodness, what a nifty feature!
August 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
August 26, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I guess I've reached my breaking point for cold-call text messages from sales guys pretending like we've ever interacted before.
August 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Analogously, following 1994's 𝘑𝘢𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘍𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘴, Alice in Chains hadn't toured for over a year before entering the studio to record 𝘈𝘭𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯 𝘊𝘩𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘴.
Being away from the suspended state of emotional animation of touring yielded yet another Grammy-nominated hit about ordinary life:
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August 12, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I swear half the recommendations in this thread are "This is my work chair. Sooooo cozy 🥰😴 It was used in the Inquisition!"
August 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
It hadn't occurred to me that there might be chairs specifically designed for sitting cross-legged, so now I'm googling, and holy shit, just look at this! It can convert to being a regular chair WITH A CAT STATION FOR YOUR CAT
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August 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Presumably, she's not complaining about the caricature, but is...not pleased with the depiction of her fucked up, melted face
August 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
oh my god, this is incredible stuff
August 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
That entire thread is a Bill Burr bit come to life
August 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
She wrote an entire essay about how Pam Anderson's wardrobe is a subtle PSYOP by "them" to control the population, but failed to notice that "they" also have Neeson brazenly marking his territory?
They're rubbing it in our faces, and "it" is Liam Neeson's pissy pants.
August 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
When the little shit manning the counter completely lowballs your vinyl collection and suggests that the Aron Carter autograph is a fake because “He spells it with two A's, like on the album cover” and you set 'em straight with a "Welp, looks like you just lost yourself a customer."
August 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Okay, so apparently if I want an image of "Pamela Anderson and Liam Neeson at The Naked Gun Premier, and Neeson has visible pee stains, because apparently he's just allowed to piss himself in public all the time with no backlash", I have to make it myself? Fine.
July 31, 2025 at 3:13 AM
oh man, remember those PSA's from the early aughts that had us yelling at movie screens, "Like hell I WOULD!"
July 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
What exactly do you think Luke was referring to in his last sentence? I need to know how your fascinating brain works
July 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
1800 for a 650 sq ft studio isn't affordable
July 24, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Say what you will about the quality of the Flintstones's other product-lines, but they make a mean rubber
July 24, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I mean, there WAS cause for concern. Have you seen some of those Black Sabbath lyrics? Very scary, Satanic stuff!
July 23, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Trump called Ben Carson an enigma in 2015.

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July 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
teens today have no way of relating to the desperate need to see a topless Liv Tyler that we'd hunt down beach pics of her dad and cover his head
July 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM