Jeremy Parker
@jazzyjeremy.bsky.social
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Huh, I wonder who could have foreseen this? 🤔
February 17, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Huh, I wonder who could have foreseen this? 🤔
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seeing horrifying news updates 100 times a day and then walking outside to everything seeming normal is so disorienting
February 9, 2025 at 9:45 PM
seeing horrifying news updates 100 times a day and then walking outside to everything seeming normal is so disorienting
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Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
Not sure I’m cut out for this.
January 24, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Me, 15 minutes into caramelizing onions
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I was very sad to see TikTok go down last night but this whole publicity stunt where they go down for 14 hours and put it back up thanking the orange man is extremely sus
January 19, 2025 at 6:43 PM
I was very sad to see TikTok go down last night but this whole publicity stunt where they go down for 14 hours and put it back up thanking the orange man is extremely sus
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Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
December 10, 2024 at 4:01 PM
Right so after several recent incidents at work it seems like it's time to tap the sign again:
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Never apologize to me when your cat crashes a video call.
Your cat is perfect.
I understand that the begging for attention is not charming to you but it is to me and I wish to see your cat.
Thank you.
Why not make my first blue sky tweet about my Spotify wrapped??
December 4, 2024 at 4:18 PM
Why not make my first blue sky tweet about my Spotify wrapped??
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
November 30, 2024 at 1:08 PM
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The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
The Three Stages of Life:
1. Olives are disgusting.
2. I don’t mind olives.
3. I must inhale all of the olives.
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i wish i had bespoke espresso machine money
November 26, 2024 at 5:56 PM
i wish i had bespoke espresso machine money