jbaileywrites
@jbaileywrites.bsky.social
Screen and TV writer, editor, love child of David Milch and Jennifer Saunders, avid cursewordologist. Proud member of WGAw. Repped by Gersh & HVE.
Radical Left Scum
Terrible cook
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Radical Left Scum
Terrible cook
I block all MAGA & Bible-thumpers. #BlueCrew #Resist
Air-diet or all-inclusive vacay at Cancun?
I just can’t decide.
🤣😂
I just can’t decide.
🤣😂
January 17, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Air-diet or all-inclusive vacay at Cancun?
I just can’t decide.
🤣😂
I just can’t decide.
🤣😂
I grew up poor working class. We had good weeks & bad weeks. My mom was too proud to for SNAP, so we made do. I grew up, got an education, a good job that I love & it has never once occurred to me that poor people don’t deserve food like the rest of us. Not once. Who ARE these people?
January 17, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I grew up poor working class. We had good weeks & bad weeks. My mom was too proud to for SNAP, so we made do. I grew up, got an education, a good job that I love & it has never once occurred to me that poor people don’t deserve food like the rest of us. Not once. Who ARE these people?
This is what narcissists & other toxic people say when they’re testing the waters & get pushback. Keep pushing back.
👇Not a link, just a photo👇
👇Not a link, just a photo👇
January 15, 2026 at 11:30 PM
This is what narcissists & other toxic people say when they’re testing the waters & get pushback. Keep pushing back.
👇Not a link, just a photo👇
👇Not a link, just a photo👇
I was never a fan of Dilbert cartoons. They struck me as inculcating people into the dystopian world of corporate America rather than awakening them to the truth that work culture a purgatory of drudgery where you’re not expected to enjoy a full life. Just work (underpaid) until you die. That’s it.
January 14, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I was never a fan of Dilbert cartoons. They struck me as inculcating people into the dystopian world of corporate America rather than awakening them to the truth that work culture a purgatory of drudgery where you’re not expected to enjoy a full life. Just work (underpaid) until you die. That’s it.
Necessity is the mother of resistance.
January 13, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Necessity is the mother of resistance.
MAGAs are obsessed with their ancestry. My MAGA sister was desperate to find a Mayflower link in our family. I feel terrible now that I helped her. She joined the DAR & DRT.
January 13, 2026 at 3:19 PM
MAGAs are obsessed with their ancestry. My MAGA sister was desperate to find a Mayflower link in our family. I feel terrible now that I helped her. She joined the DAR & DRT.
Last night, Trump declared himself “Acting President of Venezuela” on his Truth Social page. Not a single US media outlet is covering this story.
It’s a doctored image of his wiki page, which has not been updated officially.
This is an insane person.
It’s a doctored image of his wiki page, which has not been updated officially.
This is an insane person.
January 12, 2026 at 1:10 PM
Last night, Trump declared himself “Acting President of Venezuela” on his Truth Social page. Not a single US media outlet is covering this story.
It’s a doctored image of his wiki page, which has not been updated officially.
This is an insane person.
It’s a doctored image of his wiki page, which has not been updated officially.
This is an insane person.
Do you wake up every morning feeling like these two? I do.
January 12, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Do you wake up every morning feeling like these two? I do.
No, you do not.
January 10, 2026 at 6:06 AM
No, you do not.
In my house, we call this the “soaking dish.” It stays in the sink w all the forgotten silverware & any snacking dishes until mañana. Y’all being too hard on yourselves. It’s not the Army.
January 9, 2026 at 7:39 PM
In my house, we call this the “soaking dish.” It stays in the sink w all the forgotten silverware & any snacking dishes until mañana. Y’all being too hard on yourselves. It’s not the Army.
The unrepentant monster who ate the kibble. Look at his fat little belly.
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
January 9, 2026 at 2:49 AM
The unrepentant monster who ate the kibble. Look at his fat little belly.
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
Forbidden fruit is always the sweetest.
Fun fact about me. I have an 8 year old boy’s sense of humor.
January 9, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Fun fact about me. I have an 8 year old boy’s sense of humor.
Snapped this on our morning walk. Lots of Canadians making damn sure their Mexican neighbors know they’re not American rn. Lots of tension here in northern Yucatán. Mexico’s largest oil reserves are right off-shore. We’ve had US Navy surveillance drones in the area since November.
January 8, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Snapped this on our morning walk. Lots of Canadians making damn sure their Mexican neighbors know they’re not American rn. Lots of tension here in northern Yucatán. Mexico’s largest oil reserves are right off-shore. We’ve had US Navy surveillance drones in the area since November.
My dad liked saturated fats, too. Who doesn’t? For him, unless it had bacon or steak on the plate, it wasn’t a meal. He had his 1st heart attack at 40.
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
My dad liked saturated fats, too. Who doesn’t? For him, unless it had bacon or steak on the plate, it wasn’t a meal. He had his 1st heart attack at 40.
I finished DFL in my 1st sprint-triathlon alongside a 90 yr old man. I swallowed a bunch of seawater in the ocean & puked thru the cycling. By the time I got to the run, I was 💀.
No one was there. Just the people packing up the tents. Old dude & I high-fived each other.
It was a simpler time.
No one was there. Just the people packing up the tents. Old dude & I high-fived each other.
It was a simpler time.
January 7, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I finished DFL in my 1st sprint-triathlon alongside a 90 yr old man. I swallowed a bunch of seawater in the ocean & puked thru the cycling. By the time I got to the run, I was 💀.
No one was there. Just the people packing up the tents. Old dude & I high-fived each other.
It was a simpler time.
No one was there. Just the people packing up the tents. Old dude & I high-fived each other.
It was a simpler time.
The oil must flow
January 7, 2026 at 4:47 PM
The oil must flow
Me after watching my sicky dog hog down rotten crab guts on the beach this morning, then giving her 5 pills. I have to dip them in butter or she cheeks them like she’s trading them for Ramen in gen-pop & spits them out.
January 7, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Me after watching my sicky dog hog down rotten crab guts on the beach this morning, then giving her 5 pills. I have to dip them in butter or she cheeks them like she’s trading them for Ramen in gen-pop & spits them out.
Sledgehammer! is now streaming on Amazon Prime. Created by the amazingly gifted @mralanspencer.bsky.social
It’s absolutely perfect for this moment. Like watching Dr. Strangelove during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But funnier.
No one (but Alan) told us how dumb the coup would actually be.
It’s absolutely perfect for this moment. Like watching Dr. Strangelove during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But funnier.
No one (but Alan) told us how dumb the coup would actually be.
January 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Sledgehammer! is now streaming on Amazon Prime. Created by the amazingly gifted @mralanspencer.bsky.social
It’s absolutely perfect for this moment. Like watching Dr. Strangelove during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But funnier.
No one (but Alan) told us how dumb the coup would actually be.
It’s absolutely perfect for this moment. Like watching Dr. Strangelove during the Cuban Missile Crisis. But funnier.
No one (but Alan) told us how dumb the coup would actually be.
Never forget. Trump paid for this. Jack Smith has the receipts.
January 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Never forget. Trump paid for this. Jack Smith has the receipts.
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you about the Long Ago, the Before Times, when hedge fund managers & bankers were the bad guys.
January 5, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Gather round, kids. Let me tell you about the Long Ago, the Before Times, when hedge fund managers & bankers were the bad guys.
Just saw that SANTA CLAUS (yes, he’s here on bsky) follows back every single person who follows him.
He shined a little light for me on this terrible day & I’m grateful for that.
Thanks, SANTA!
He shined a little light for me on this terrible day & I’m grateful for that.
Thanks, SANTA!
January 4, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Just saw that SANTA CLAUS (yes, he’s here on bsky) follows back every single person who follows him.
He shined a little light for me on this terrible day & I’m grateful for that.
Thanks, SANTA!
He shined a little light for me on this terrible day & I’m grateful for that.
Thanks, SANTA!